Simi Valley Mayor Huber declares 'war' on massage parlors

[asiansam]

Originally Posted by MPkid

Where can I apply for the job of verifying? I will go fuck all the Simi ho's on the city payroll. A paycheck, free monger money and my massive monger budget can stay in my bank acct. That would triple my income!!! Who's dick do I have to suck to get a job like that???
I think all Simi Valley providers should just skip the massage and go right for the DT on everyone that walks in... Never ask for money and let the cops try to explain why "Coco" sucked his dick but never asked for any money. Install hidden cameras to back up their stories when the cops lie and say they were offered sex for money. Even if the tapes are inadmissible in court I don't think these cops would like it when their MP undercover BJs end up on Xhampster and RedTube!!!

So they bust the girls for rape or lewd conduct instead of prostitution.

"So, officer, is it your testimony that you were raped by the defendant Xiao Fang Liu, AKA Tiffany, at the Orchid Health Spa on Main Street while you were working undercover on a vice detail on the afternoon of February 26, 2015?"

"Yes sir. She grabbed my penis and put it in her mouth before I could stop her, then she forced me to ejaculate, even though I said 'no'."

"So, in your mind, this constituted rape?"

"No means no, counselor."

[willb]

Originally Posted by marsean

I don't know where they all live, but jobs are jobs. Even if they commute money is spent locally which creates jobs...take away those jobs and the commute and money spent is elsewhere. Either way cuts down economy and jobs locally for Simi Valley area. Simi Valley will lose out to other areas. Then the owners of the malls may not be able to keep all the units rented out to other businesses, so how do vacant properties help the Mayor's rep with the mall investors and the other businesses in the malls who will see less foot traffic?

So the SGV massage workers are stuck in the same boat as Detroit auto workers ?

Opening up dozens of massage palors seems to be a fast money grab for the cities in licensing fees and taxes and income for the landlords. Everyone involved knows it can't last forever, except the mongers..lol well not all, only the ones that use the little head to think ..

RIP Inglewood, Irvine , the pizza place in SGV , 55 Raymond, the nice place on Olympic blvd In Beverly Hills where the crazy(resident of the hood) lady who picked in front.

Originally Posted by funtimes07

How does that make sense? So if "the girls" follow your advice and "stop with the extras and follow all the rules" what do you think will happen to that massage parlor? They will go out of business because no one will go there. And if the mayor wants to get rid of all the massage parlors I'm pretty sure he'd be happy if they went out of business as opposed to the authorities having to bust them and shut them down. Sheesh.

In the long run I think it makes lots of since. Think about it.