you know you are a monger when......

[Bang Qiu]

Originally Posted by Kani

I thought I'd bump this old thread lol.

You know you're a mongor when you look at other mongers in the lobby and wonder if it's any one of you on this site!!

Exactly, Kani. My regulars are good about timing my exits, but it does happen on rare occasion. I give the other monger a quick glance and a wry smile and wish him a happy experience (usually silently).

[Workswithwood]

you know your a monger when you flat dont give up hoping this site will breathe a new breath of life, Because your yellow fever has grown into yellow epidemic, and all you do is try and tag all the asian pussy on the planet.

[great scott]

When you shave before going to the gym!

[snickerbar]

You wake up every day the little head starts this convo with the big head:
Bro, if you find me a clean wet sweet fine one today I can make it worth your while.
Big to Little: You're reading my mind again. Last time was great.
Little to Big: Just get me there and I can take some of the blood load off your mind.
Big to Little: Yeah, what else?
Little to Big: When I pack her full of penis, you'll start releasing those endorphins and everybody gets happy...and don't forget you can watch me work.
Big to Little: Yep, we're on the way. I'm driving you ride shotgun.
Same convo everyday.

[Bang Qiu]

Originally Posted by snickerbar

You wake up every day the little head starts this convo with the big head:
Bro, if you find me a clean wet sweet fine one today I can make it worth your while.
Big to Little: You're reading my mind again. Last time was great.
Little to Big: Just get me there and I can take some of the blood load off your mind.
Big to Little: Yeah, what else?
Little to Big: When I pack her full of penis, you'll start releasing those endorphins and everybody gets happy...and don't forget you can watch me work.
Big to Little: Yep, we're on the way. I'm driving you ride shotgun.
Same convo everyday.

Fucking awesome post, Snicker!

[Workswithwood]

Originally Posted by snickerbar

You wake up every day the little head starts this convo with the big head:
Bro, if you find me a clean wet sweet fine one today I can make it worth your while.
Big to Little: You're reading my mind again. Last time was great.
Little to Big: Just get me there and I can take some of the blood load off your mind.
Big to Little: Yeah, what else?
Little to Big: When I pack her full of penis, you'll start releasing those endorphins and everybody gets happy...and don't forget you can watch me work.
Big to Little: Yep, we're on the way. I'm driving you ride shotgun.
Same convo everyday.

Everybody is Happy perfect conversation!!

[Workswithwood]

When it is time to buy cards for birthdays christmas,valentines day, you buy a card for the wife,girlfriend, and an extra five or six for your midweek snacks!!!!

[marsean]

Originally Posted by Workswithwood

When it is time to buy cards for birthdays christmas,valentines day, you buy a card for the wife,girlfriend, and an extra five or six for your midweek snacks!!!!

Great Idea. If you can find cards that have the sounds of passionate lovemaking when the card is opened, with a suggestive beautiful scene with your note "Thinking of You" you can monger on when the ones who appreciate it call you.

[Workswithwood]

you know your a monger when you travel for a family vacation and you book an additional flight and room so you can send your ATF on a little vacation too

[ntk619]

Originally Posted by Kani

I thought I'd bump this old thread lol.

You know you're a mongor when you look at other mongers in the lobby and wonder if it's any one of you on this site!!

We need a "Signal" or "Sign" that we can jester to each other.

Here's an Idea... When I am leaving out the door, and I spot a guy waiting in the wings, I'll say "LIGHTENING!" If I hear back "THUNDER!", I'll know you are MPR.