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Unread December 19th, 2013
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So, I fully understand the lack of transparency about good info - I'd be just as wary about a new member - but I would very much like to make some friends and help myself and a couple of other Chicago-neophytes gain the expertise many of you seem to have. So, my pertinent backstory:

My first foray beyond the waste of strip clubs was at Pasha, in Germany, which was a mind-blowing/opening experience. And addictive as hell, so I've been trying to recreate that level of on-the-table fun for quite a while now. I've tried asian/Korean massage parlors, and while a good time, the frequent language barrier thing does sort of ruin it for me (although I do get/know all the rules and tips). I also had the pleasure of experiencing the famous "strip club" in San Francisco from the 70s, which was a pretty shockingly open experience. I've also had a few stupid/unfun/ill advised visits with private providers, but unfortunately, those were out of the country and also had the language barrier.

Thus brings me for a year or so to Chicago, where I've failed to discover any real info on "the scene." A few stabs in the dark and a lot of wasted money at awful strip clubs. So, I began my research in diligence and ultimately decided to become a member here. I've figured the site out, how to cross reference, and I'm browsing backpage and Internet x-checking those constantly - but little luck in anything particularly mind blowing...and this site unfortunately isn't a -hotbed- of Chicago activity, so I would give anything for any tips/pointers in the right direction possible for a great/safe/fascinating experience. The only real leads I have so far are escorts?i have to do incall) - something like this, maybe: http://www.mpreviews.com/myfavorites...33,63607,70070

The more interesting option I can see is executive relaxation. Despite the drive, it certainly gets closer to what I'm looking for. My only concern is whether or not they require ID - which I understand most places smartly require, but I'd still like to avoid it.

Is the above place really my best bet, or is anyone at all willing to share even a clue towards where I should -really- be researching to figure out the places near Chicago that -must- exist but aren't particularly known outside of you lucky few. I want to find a new "home base" with more than just asian girls, -some- trust from the community that it is Le safe, and a place that is discrete but provides the opportunity for a less structured/more open experience than the usual moe.

As you an see, while I'm trying to gain more and more experience, and I genuinely am a well-behaved, discrete man who bodies by establishment rules, I can't seem to "break in" to figuring out the info on where to go that I'm sure many of you have. So, if anyone feels like taking on a lesser experiences apprentice, I'd not only be forever grateful, but i will find a way to return the favor to all of you someday.

I appreciate any information very much, and if you simply don't want to share with a newbie, I do respect that (with a sad face).

Thanks all

-Ray
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I don't think you'll find what you are looking for here. Certainly nothing on the level of what is offered in Germany. The reason places like Pascha flourish where they do is because its legal there and much more openly accepted.

If you want a better experience here, you have to fight for it with your voice and your vote. That kind of thing simply doesn't exist here. And, if perhaps it does, I'd bet good money that its not at all the kind of place you want to find yourself in.
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Even where it is legal here like Nevada you won't find what you're looking for. Bunny Ranch etc., are a joke with sub par service, less than hot girls and way over priced. If you want mind blowing be prepared to spend several to 10's of thousands at the legal brothels in this country. Language barrier has never been an issue with me for a couple reasons...I don't care what the average whore has to talk about and it's hard to understand them with a dick in their mouth.
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[quote=MPkid;69557I don't care what the average whore has to talk about and it's hard to understand them with a dick in their mouth. [/QUOTE]

LOL! Like Annie with her muffled thank yous!
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You guys are hilarious!

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LOL! Like Annie with her muffled thank yous!
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