Trump surges ahead of clinton in poll conducted by his brain

[Libertine]

TRUMP SURGES AHEAD OF CLINTON IN POLL CONDUCTED BY HIS BRAIN

NEW YORK — Donald Trump has surged ahead of Hillary Clinton in a new poll conducted by Trump’s brain.

The poll, taken after Trump’s brain perceived that he demolished Clinton in the third and final Presidential debate, shows him ahead of Clinton, 64 per cent to 31 per cent.

In a sign that his criticism of Clinton has been just fantastic, a majority of imaginary voters in Trump’s head agree that she is a “nasty woman,” with more than 70 per cent calling her “crooked,” “sad,” and a “disgrace.”

In more incredibly amazing good news for the G.O.P. nominee, Trump’s brain reports that his standing with women has markedly improved, with 90 per cent calling him “extremely handsome” and “sexy.”

According to Trump’s brain, the poll has no margin of error, absolutely none, it’s a tremendous poll, you just can’t believe how great this poll is.


The New Yorker Magazine
10-24-16

[pumpagain69]

So Trump is up by 33 points. That sounds about right. Maybe shitty Hillary will now just drop out of the race. She can buy a small country to rule with all the $ she ripped from our economy while pretending to be a public servant.

[marsean]

If Hillary had to do something to insure she would get the oval office she would! You name it, she would do it.