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Cool Earning the “Bang the entire parlor” Merit Badge

A while back I read a thread Ever bang the entire parlor?” so I took this on as a challenge and have been working 2 local AMP/Latina parlors to reach this goal….however I have not gotten to the end with either one since the line up seems to change more often than my visits, but I am having a great time working thru the line-up.

So, since banging the entire parlor is quite a monger accomplishment, I think MPR should issue a Merit Badge to celebrate the accomplishments.

Here is my suggestion for the merit badge requirements:
  • Bang the entire parlor and post each review on MPR
  • Once complete with #1 and confirmed directly with the MMS, you must bang the MMS. (we need to make some concessions here in case the MMS looks like a laundry lady that fell out of a tree and hit every branch on the way down or is a dude, so maybe the badges are as follows)
Gold Merit Badge: Bang the entire parlor and MMS

Silver Merit Badge: Bang the entire parlor and HJ or BJ from MMS

Pink Merit Badge: Bang the entire parlor and only confirmation from MMS
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How would you get mamasan to confirm your conquest of fucking every girl at the parlor, a notarized note signed by the mamasan?
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MPDuke: I like your thinking. Maybe the MMS can just sign the back of a Chinese take out menu and fax it into MPR? (Notary would likely be forged anyway) Or we could also manage the process like a construction lien release where each worker has to sign the form with the MMS being the final signer.
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MPDuke: I like your thinking. Maybe the MMS can just sign the back of a Chinese take out menu and fax it into MPR? (Notary would likely be forged anyway) Or we could also manage the process like a construction lien release where each worker has to sign the form with the MMS being the final signer.
No deal...I want video proof or at the very least a photo of your dick in her snatch with her holding a current newspaper to verify the date.
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So, since banging the entire parlor is quite a monger accomplishment, I think MPR should issue a Merit Badge to celebrate the accomplishments.

Here is my suggestion for the merit badge requirements:
  • Bang the entire parlor and post each review on MPR
  • Once complete with #1 and confirmed directly with the MMS, you must bang the MMS. (we need to make some concessions here in case the MMS looks like a laundry lady that fell out of a tree and hit every branch on the way down or is a dude, so maybe the badges are as follows)
Gold Merit Badge: Bang the entire parlor and MMS

Silver Merit Badge: Bang the entire parlor and HJ or BJ from MMS

Pink Merit Badge: Bang the entire parlor and only confirmation from MMS[/quote]

Platinum Merit Badge: Bang MMS if it's a dude! LOL!
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