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In high school I was focused on academics and athletics, going to church every Sunday at Little Flower, reading my bible for hours everyday, attending daily bible study classes, working on my service projects, and friendship, friendship with my fellow classmates and friendship with girls from the local all-girls Catholic schools. I was told you could get to third base with the Catholic girls after getting them to drink a few beers. But I never knew I had a penis until I was 32 years old. I was a virgin. On my wedding night my wife finally showed me what I could do with my penis. Wow, it’s been fun ever since ! Now I understand why the Catholic girls back in high school were so easy to score with when they got drunk.
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