1.) Going to an AMP looking to be surprised by an unknown, unreviewed provider and pulling an elderly sweathog.
2.) Having to listen to your ATF get banged in the next room while you wait your turn.
3.) Kicking yourself for not getting the phone number of one of your regular favorites who just went MIA.
4.) Getting a legit massage from a provider then reading reviews from everyone else who got FS from her.
5.) French kissing a new acquaintance who then rims you (and probably everyone else who comes into the shop).
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