[Trojanhero]

I was shopping at my local Trader Joe’s and saw this cute Asian girl in the store and I thought “Damn, she’s hot… In a massage parlor kinda way.” Meaning she’s really only got an above average body and a cute face, but you would love to get a girl that looks like her at a MP because at a lot of joints, you’re just happy if she’s under 50 with a full set of teeth. I realized after that thought crossed my mind that my standards of beauty for Asian women have altered considerably because of the hobby. I’ve settled for the quick release from a plain-Jane Chinese laundry lady so many times that I’m actually more impressed with an Asian girl who’s a 6 that a white girl who’s an 8. And when I see a hot Asian chick that’s a 9 or 10 out on the street, I can’t even picture myself playing with her because she’s way too beautiful to have ever even seen the inside of a massage parlor, let alone worked in one. (Unless she’s a pornstar that’s done some Massage Room videos, I guess) Now of course this is a generalization, I have legitimately seen a 9 working in an MP a time or 2 in the 20 years I’ve been on the hobby. But it’s rare AF. There are Asian call girls that are 8s and 9s available, like at the FS agencies and AAMPs sometimes, but if I’m in a regular strip mall massage parlor, I adjust my expectations and ratings. A girl that’s an 8 in the parlor is more like a 6 on the street. A girl that’s a solid 7 at the grocery store is a 9.5 when you’re face down in the donut hole in the dim light of the massage room. And don’t even get started on the Latina MPs. But I tend to avoid those because I’ve gotten too many fatties at the Hispanic shops. And those girls think they’re the shit. I like the Asian MPs a lot better because they know they’re not the girl we would show off to our friends on a date. The South American chicks act like we should be grateful they don’t charge double for looking at their busted ass face and flabby bellies while they jack us off.