Songs
Bang away, Lulu
Bang it good and strong
What in the world will the Navy do
When good old Lulu's gone?
Some girls work in the market places; some girls work in stores,
But Lulu works in a Dockside house with forty other whores.
My Lulu had a baby. It was her pride and joy.
She would have named it Lulu, but the bastard was a Boy!
She took me to the stable, then we sat down in the stalls.
And every time a horse would neigh, she’d grab me by the balls.
She took me to a mountaintop and banged me on a hill.
When every time I said I won’t, my echo said, “I Will” (echo I Will)
Oh, Lulu, she ain’t very old, she’s only twenty three.
She spent one night with a sailor boy, who’d come home from sea.
Next morning, they both kissed good-bye upon the city docks.
Lulu had his money, and the sailor had the pox!
I wish I were a bar of soap in me Lulu’s tub,
For ev’ry time she took a bath, her bosom I would rub.
Me Lulu, she’;s a clean one, she always smells real nice
Although she has the pox and wart, she hasn’t any lice.
Well Lulu has another trait that men know very well
When she lies down and spreads her legs, she has that special smell
Well Lulu’s explanation when men turn away in shock
She says, ”Don’t look at me, good Sir, we must be near the dock.”
I wish I was a diamond ring upon me Lulu’s hand,
For ev’ry time she scratched her ass, I’d see the promised land.
I asked her to marry me, she said “You’re very nice,
But I’ll make you a better deal, I’ll let you ride half price.”
I went down to the bakery to give me Lulu bread,
‘cause in return she always gives me head.
I did return the favor as is my predilection,
But ‘cause I’d eaten half the loaf, she got a yeast infection.
Sometimes I got a nickel and sometimes I got a dime,
But when I got a quarter, Lulu lays it on the line,
My Lulu was arrested; ten dollars was the fine.
She said to the judge, "Take it out of this ass of mine,
My Lulu's tall and sprightly. My Lulu's tall and thin.
I caught her by the railroad track jacking off with a coupling-pin,
Bang away, Lulu
Bang it good and strong
What in the world will the Navy do
When good old Lulu's gone?
Bang away, my Lulu; bang away good and strong.
Oh, what'll we do for a damn good screw when our Lulu's dead and gone?
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