"Totally Independent"
So who took the picture of you bending over topless in lace panties?
"All pics are real!"
Yes, they are real pictures. Just not of you.
"If I'm not the girl in the picture, your service is free!"
Before or after your pimp boyfriend forces the door open and takes the money anyway?
"New to town!"
That's why you already have a local number. Not because it's your booker's number.
"Calls only, no texting or emails."
Guaranteed pro hooker.
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