Wow, I set out to create a semi-amusing thread and ended up getting really really good life advice. Thanks guys, you're all definitely OK!
And BTW, at the gym I actually tend to think more in terms of slightly older women, Asian and otherwise. I like 'em, plus it's much more realistic. That isn't to say I don't sometimes get attention from the younger ones, but I'm actually not a player and don't really have the goods to back it up.... yet
Overall tho I feel like I'm happier than almost anyone I know.