This thread is awesome! It cracks me up. My last "date" was meeting a lady from the free site POF - Plenty of Fish. I just walked across the street to a bar and just bought a round of drinks. In that short time I found out that she had dated a guy who was wealthy but spent time in prison. She was married once a long time ago, and that guy went to prison. I am thinking why did you ask me out? I better get out of here before I get jailed!
So the last gal before this lady was a gal who chatted me up on MySpace, so it was a while ago. She was nice I was attracted to her and on the 3rd date we finally had sex, she was all into it and very vocal, problem is she came and I didn't. The evening ended with her saying she needed to change her status to "in a relationship" - help! We got together 3 more times and I just wasn't into it. I said I thought she was nice but I was wondering if she noticed that in all of our sex play I had never climaxed? Nope she never noticed. No more dating for sexual favors.
Off and on over a couple of years she and I just went to movies together. I always noticed how much friendlier she was after I added a meal etc. One day I just put her phone number into google and guess what came up? There it was, the phone number came up in online yellow page ads under escorts! I knew about this for maybe 18 months and six more movies most of which we went dutch. Then one day she asked me why I wasn't available much anymore. So I told her "Google your phone number". She went ballistic! I have never been called so many dirty names in my life. How the F did you ever think of doing that?!!! Dirty name, derogatory comments about my physique, more dirty names... on and on. So I knew she was only hoping I would buy movies and dinners even though I had proof she was a pro at getting paid to go out. I never accused her of having sex for money but she assumed all kinds of things I had not said merely because I pointed her at public information. Women are nuts!!!
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