Go Back   Massage Parlor Reviews Forum - MPReviews.com > Search Forums

Showing results 1 to 25 of 51
Search took 0.00 seconds.
Search: Posts Made By: Sore_Loin
Forum: General Discussion November 10th, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,128
Posted By Sore_Loin
You know you are a monger when… You use google...

You know you are a monger when…
You use google street view to check if your car was parked outside an MP that day - and it was.
Forum: Provider 411 August 18th, 2014
Replies: 44
Views: 25,260
Posted By Sore_Loin
Holy shit, "explicit" is a conservative...

Holy shit, "explicit" is a conservative description. It seems like someone is almost setting them up, its so over the top. Or like it is an indie ad, not for a brick and mortar place...
Forum: General Discussion July 23rd, 2014
Replies: 12
Views: 6,165
Posted By Sore_Loin
Bedbugs are usually more active in the wee hours....

Bedbugs are usually more active in the wee hours. May not even bite an actively moving person. I would bet it is more likely from another insect, if indeed it happened during your session.
Forum: Massage 411 July 13th, 2014
Replies: 100
Views: 104,837
Posted By Sore_Loin
KGB's reviews of Pola at Healing in Baldwin park...

KGB's reviews of Pola at Healing in Baldwin park on 3/7 and 7/6 are almost verbatim. I know sometimes things can get routine, but… I don't know. I might let him slide just for his patented "and then...
Forum: Massage 411 July 2nd, 2014
Replies: 100
Views: 104,837
Posted By Sore_Loin
http://www.mpreviews.com/reviews_details.php?revie...

http://www.mpreviews.com/reviews_details.php?reviews_id=78816
This review is bogus, or many months late and of no use. Rose Aroma has been closed for a few months.
Forum: Massage 411 July 2nd, 2014
Replies: 100
Views: 104,837
Posted By Sore_Loin
I absolutely concur with asiansam. I've known her...

I absolutely concur with asiansam. I've known her for many years as well. In the past the HE was done ONLY as part of a prostate massage to clear it, NEVER as a thing in and of itself. She is not...
Forum: Massage 411 June 30th, 2014
Replies: 100
Views: 104,837
Posted By Sore_Loin
Treat them with respect always, but we must...

Treat them with respect always, but we must describe the girl in full, physically including the naughty bits. That's why we are here, to be scouts for each other and help us save money or spend money...
Forum: General Discussion May 23rd, 2014
Replies: 10
Views: 5,142
Posted By Sore_Loin
I won't wax nostalgic for La Paz... But...walking...

I won't wax nostalgic for La Paz... But...walking in that back door and seeing 7-8 hotties on that u shaped bench/couch... Aye!
I do remember blonde Barbara (she had straight hair when I saw her,...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums May 20th, 2014
Replies: 12
Views: 3,055
Posted By Sore_Loin
An account of what you did is fine but more...

An account of what you did is fine but more important to a lot of us on this site (and required by MPR submission guidelines, but so rarely followed) is a detailed description of THE PROVIDER in the...
Forum: General Discussion May 19th, 2014
Replies: 40
Views: 40,072
Posted By Sore_Loin
Let it go, man. Its the ultimate release when you...

Let it go, man. Its the ultimate release when you come and shit at the same time!

Seriously, when done right, it feels good, and I was once sold on its benefits by whatshername in Mar Vista ("even...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums April 27th, 2014
Replies: 13
Views: 2,231
Posted By Sore_Loin
Thought we were all brothers here, in any forum. ...

Thought we were all brothers here, in any forum.

I re-read MPKid's post several times and I don't see anything insulting, so I am confused why you took it so personally.

Is this some beef...
Forum: Massage 411 April 15th, 2014
Replies: 2
Views: 5,098
Posted By Sore_Loin
I just googled the number and got a bp ad.

I just googled the number and got a bp ad.
Forum: General Discussion April 14th, 2014
Replies: 8
Views: 3,921
Posted By Sore_Loin
Another problem is, we are reporting on a curve....

Another problem is, we are reporting on a curve. If we were to write the actual age, it would, we believe, give a skewed idea of the actual appearance; Instead of true age, we then come to understand...
Forum: General Discussion March 4th, 2014
Replies: 9
Views: 5,037
Posted By Sore_Loin
Ah, then you were referring to your prehensile...

Ah, then you were referring to your prehensile penis! (Wish I had one of those.)
Forum: General Discussion March 3rd, 2014
Replies: 9
Views: 5,037
Posted By Sore_Loin
But then you'd be a brown noser...

But then you'd be a brown noser...
Forum: General Discussion March 3rd, 2014
Replies: 9
Views: 5,037
Posted By Sore_Loin
Let me be the first to ask, with some suppressed...

Let me be the first to ask, with some suppressed excitement, where was that?
Forum: Massage 411 February 27th, 2014
Replies: 12
Views: 11,714
Posted By Sore_Loin
Some of the AAMP girls/escorts are open very...

Some of the AAMP girls/escorts are open very late.

Re Star, yes, it is open very late if not 24 hrs, but the girls don't look like that!

J&J in weho recently extended their hours to 3 am....
Forum: Provider 411 February 27th, 2014
Replies: 18
Views: 11,399
Posted By Sore_Loin
Is the "arched back" permanent? The wording...

Is the "arched back" permanent?

The wording leaves me a little turned off: "I am the real deal fellas"… "here 2 please baby"… that cocky street game doesn't seem to go with the pictures, so she...
Forum: General Discussion February 3rd, 2014
Replies: 5
Views: 4,030
Posted By Sore_Loin
Yep, thats why a detailed DESCRIPTION of the girl...

Yep, thats why a detailed DESCRIPTION of the girl is important in the review, not just that I did ABCDEFG to her, and the very subjective "she was 'hot'". YMMV, and perceptions also, but a lot of us...
Forum: General Discussion January 7th, 2014
Replies: 29
Views: 12,289
Posted By Sore_Loin
Thanks for sharing this story with all its vivid...

Thanks for sharing this story with all its vivid reminders. Even though you seem pretty calm and grateful now, I am sure you've had a few revenge fantasies playing with the brain -a few little movies...
Forum: Provider 411 January 5th, 2014
Replies: 12
Views: 5,913
Posted By Sore_Loin
dieterzaober, The Lisa(s) we are discussing are...

dieterzaober, The Lisa(s) we are discussing are much older… perhaps you are confusing threads.
Forum: General Discussion January 4th, 2014
Replies: 49
Views: 16,852
Posted By Sore_Loin
What plan is that?

What plan is that?
Forum: General Discussion January 4th, 2014
Replies: 49
Views: 16,852
Posted By Sore_Loin
I concur with asiansam. They work. There may be...

I concur with asiansam. They work. There may be no official "generic" versions, but that does not mean that chemists, licensed in that country, are unable to safely formulate Sildenafil as well as...
Forum: General Discussion January 2nd, 2014
Replies: 49
Views: 16,852
Posted By Sore_Loin
Yep, the American online pharmacies charge up the...

Yep, the American online pharmacies charge up the wazoo for brand name meds. A few years and thousands of dollars later I tried the generics manufactured by Indian pharmaceutical companies, and...
Forum: Provider 411 December 26th, 2013
Replies: 12
Views: 5,913
Posted By Sore_Loin
Well, you certainly know this Lisa inside and out...

Well, you certainly know this Lisa inside and out (…of the shop that is…). I bet Tjinla is jealous…
Possibly this is the Lisa Pinga brought up…? How old? The New Total surfacing sounds right, but...
Showing results 1 to 25 of 51

 
Forum Jump

All times are GMT -7. The time now is 11:56 AM.