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Forum: Illinois Private Forums February 6th, 2015
Replies: 48
Views: 13,045
Posted By tsita
I remember SG saying he will stop mongering only...

I remember SG saying he will stop mongering only when he's dead. So, does that mean we should hold a memorial service? Who will give the eulogy?
Forum: Illinois Private Forums February 6th, 2015
Replies: 48
Views: 13,045
Posted By tsita
Praise be to GOD. dmichaels, I don't want to...

Praise be to GOD. dmichaels, I don't want to speak ill of that very special and unique masseuse. There are great benefits to seeing her. For example, you can contract a wide variety of diseases,...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums February 6th, 2015
Replies: 48
Views: 13,045
Posted By tsita
If it's Lisa then damn. She's been texting me...

If it's Lisa then damn. She's been texting me periodically saying she's at . . . a certain place in Chinatown. I appreciate the heads up from her so I know to stay away. If she's at New Hope it's...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums February 2nd, 2015
Replies: 48
Views: 13,045
Posted By tsita
1drmain, just trying to catch up here. I see no...

1drmain, just trying to catch up here. I see no one questioned your last answer, so let me say, "What is Round Lake?" She's an independent as far as I know. Her ads say, only massage and nothing...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums February 2nd, 2015
Replies: 71
Views: 53,013
Posted By tsita
Sorry I missed this thread during my bad dream. ...

Sorry I missed this thread during my bad dream. The closest I had to 1drmain's 8-hand experience was a threesome in Shenyang, China. In the Western hotels in Shenyang, your phone will ring at...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums February 2nd, 2015
Replies: 6
Views: 1,902
Posted By tsita
Answer: Nope. I was in Backpage land! What a...

Answer: Nope. I was in Backpage land! What a long strange trip that was. But I'm not going there any more, I swear. You can find anything you want on Backpage. And lots more of everything you...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums January 30th, 2015
Replies: 6
Views: 1,902
Posted By tsita
It was just a bad dream

It must have been a bad dream! I was seeing lots of overweight 40-something white women with huge floppy tits! Instead of tiny young Asian girls! What was I thinking? Whew! OK, so glad to have...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums April 6th, 2014
Replies: 11
Views: 1,651
Posted By tsita
Oh man do I have a story. My ex wife (well, she...

Oh man do I have a story. My ex wife (well, she wasnt ex at the time) was out of town and I changed the outgoing message on voice mail to use a different alias for me, to cover my tracks with a girl...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums April 6th, 2014
Replies: 56
Views: 14,182
Posted By tsita
OK I've been gone but I'm back. If I'm still...

OK I've been gone but I'm back. If I'm still welcome I'd like to come to the next one.
Forum: Illinois Private Forums May 7th, 2013
Replies: 11
Views: 1,546
Posted By tsita
sua gua, i'm afraid that's the end of this board...

sua gua, i'm afraid that's the end of this board in Chicago. If it's OK with you, I'll keep your number for those rare moments when I can get free. 再见老朋友!
Forum: Illinois Private Forums February 8th, 2013
Replies: 5
Views: 862
Posted By tsita
Funny you should mention Winnie, since I just...

Funny you should mention Winnie, since I just talked to her yesterday. She says she's not working now. (1drmain, I'm sure she's still seeing you, but that's an entirely different matter). She WAS...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums February 3rd, 2013
Replies: 73
Views: 8,468
Posted By tsita
Nothing but total respect, bro. I thought you...

Nothing but total respect, bro. I thought you told me it's just your taste to do the amps and that often those relationships develop into freebies and that you don't do escorts. Maybe I'm...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums January 30th, 2013
Replies: 73
Views: 8,468
Posted By tsita
rubenme2, speaking of Dallas, I bet you're...

rubenme2, speaking of Dallas, I bet you're talking about Harry Hines, right? I went there about ten years ago. Got a naked bj from a very tall blonde with huge boobs. It was in a room with a...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums December 20th, 2012
Replies: 73
Views: 8,468
Posted By tsita
sg et al great idea. i'm in, but two problems. ...

sg et al great idea. i'm in, but two problems. first, i'm not vip that often so i miss a lot. second, i think my brothers here are almost all into asians and i've been scratching an itch for...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums October 25th, 2012
Replies: 2
Views: 827
Posted By tsita
Sua Gua knows all. If you'd read his reviews...

Sua Gua knows all. If you'd read his reviews consistently, you'd know the answer.
Forum: Illinois Private Forums September 7th, 2012
Replies: 7
Views: 1,571
Posted By tsita
TT, you followed right in my footsteps, except I...

TT, you followed right in my footsteps, except I could not make little tsita exxxplode at all. I walked out as full of seed as I went in. I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one.
Forum: Illinois Private Forums August 31st, 2012
Replies: 7
Views: 1,571
Posted By tsita
Getting Past Lisa

Dear Miss Manners, tell me this: when you're going to an mp to see one girl (say, Coco/Kathy at Unwind) and when you walk in the door, another girl you DON'T want to see (say, Lisa from Senina)...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums August 19th, 2012
Replies: 7
Views: 947
Posted By tsita
SG, 1drmain, TT, I've just sent emails to your...

SG, 1drmain, TT, I've just sent emails to your outside accounts w info I won't post here.
Forum: Illinois Private Forums June 28th, 2012
Replies: 7
Views: 1,268
Posted By tsita
sua gua speaks true. Oldest profession in the...

sua gua speaks true. Oldest profession in the world. It will never be shut down. SG already knows everyone. He befriended them all long before the orange stickers started going up. So he'll...
Forum: General Discussion June 11th, 2012
Replies: 8
Views: 5,085
Posted By tsita
I speak mandarin and go to China a lot. Right...

I speak mandarin and go to China a lot. Right off the bat, you don't have to go looking. If you're staying in a western-style hotel and staying in a room alone, your phone will ring in the middle...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums December 31st, 2011
Replies: 60
Views: 18,159
Posted By tsita
SG, sadly, all the old posts are vanished, swept...

SG, sadly, all the old posts are vanished, swept away, deleted, gone with the wind. For those who are new to the scene, last year, SG gave us all reason to have faith in the future with his free...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums December 29th, 2011
Replies: 60
Views: 18,159
Posted By tsita
it looks like diavolos is gone. i don't know why...

it looks like diavolos is gone. i don't know why he would post on a board if he doesn't want a conversation, but i suppose he knows why, and that's what counts. for anyone still out there who...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums October 27th, 2011
Replies: 20
Views: 3,099
Posted By tsita
badman, i just sent you a pm, if you didn't get...

badman, i just sent you a pm, if you didn't get it let me know.
Forum: Illinois Private Forums October 26th, 2011
Replies: 11
Views: 1,598
Posted By tsita
Personally, I MUCH prefer the Chinese girls to...

Personally, I MUCH prefer the Chinese girls to the Korean girls, and I find the suburbs have mostly Korean girls, while the Chinese girls are mostly found in the city. So I like the city better. On...
Forum: Illinois Private Forums October 26th, 2011
Replies: 4
Views: 2,054
Posted By tsita
sg, there's no way I can keep up with you on...

sg, there's no way I can keep up with you on info. I don't think I'm likely to go anywhere you haven't already been. Nonetheless, I'm going to pm you on this issue. I assume when you say "Fuck...
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