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Forum: General Discussion July 11th, 2023
Replies: 12
Views: 5,131
Posted By Trojanhero
My tips are given on basis of type of service...

My tips are given on basis of type of service provided and the quality thereof not based on time spent

For a basic Handy I offer 40. I may tip less if she’s ugly or has no skill. If she’s good...
Forum: General Discussion September 27th, 2022
Replies: 1
Views: 1,608
Posted By Trojanhero
Beauty Standards for MPs

I was shopping at my local Trader Joe’s and saw this cute Asian girl in the store and I thought “Damn, she’s hot… In a massage parlor kinda way.” Meaning she’s really only got an above average body...
Forum: General Discussion September 27th, 2022
Replies: 19
Views: 8,012
Posted By Trojanhero
Charlie Sheen said it best. “I don’t pay...

Charlie Sheen said it best. “I don’t pay prostitutes to fuck me. I pay them to go away.”
Forum: General Discussion September 20th, 2022
Replies: 19
Views: 8,012
Posted By Trojanhero
Sure, I get what you’re saying but here’s my...

Sure, I get what you’re saying but here’s my take- I don’t usually get full service, but when I do, I pay the full price for the FULL service. And I like a girl that’s gonna allow at least 2 pops....
Forum: General Discussion September 19th, 2022
Replies: 2
Views: 2,051
Posted By Trojanhero
Interesting take, B.Daddy. You might not be far...

Interesting take, B.Daddy. You might not be far off. Although one experience I described above happened in the OC, around Buena Park. But not long after, I heard there had been some raids in that...
Forum: General Discussion September 13th, 2022
Replies: 2
Views: 2,051
Posted By Trojanhero
Did I Do Something Wrong?

So Ive been going to MPs for like 20+ years. I’ve been to hundreds of shops. I’ve gotten everything from strictly legit service, legit but she teases you to self-service, Hj only, HJ + BJ only, and...
Forum: Politics, World Affairs September 12th, 2022
Replies: 1
Views: 3,591
Posted By Trojanhero
Nah. American Petroleum Dollar will be replaced...

Nah. American Petroleum Dollar will be replaced with some kind of international crypto currency. American Dollar will then collapse. 2nd Great Depression follows along with a globalist engineered...
Forum: Provider 411 September 12th, 2022
Replies: 1
Views: 2,912
Posted By Trojanhero
Can’t remember the name

I read several reviews recently of an MP Provider in the valley that sounded like she would be exactly my cup of tea. But I can’t remember the name, the organization or even the exact area. Other...
Forum: General Discussion September 12th, 2022
Replies: 0
Views: 1,959
Posted By Trojanhero
Can’t remember the name

I read several reviews recently of an MP Provider in the valley that sounded like she would be exactly my cup of tea. But I can’t remember the name, the organization or even the exact area. Other...
Forum: General Discussion August 31st, 2018
Replies: 2
Views: 1,529
Posted By Trojanhero
Switter

Anyone know about Switter? It's supposed to be twitter / fb for sex workers? Anyone know if it is worth trying out?
Forum: General Discussion August 31st, 2018
Replies: 9
Views: 3,989
Posted By Trojanhero
No argument here.

No argument here.
Forum: General Discussion August 30th, 2018
Replies: 25
Views: 8,559
Posted By Trojanhero
I guess if I was bi, I might dig it.

I guess if I was bi, I might dig it.
Forum: General Discussion August 30th, 2018
Replies: 9
Views: 3,989
Posted By Trojanhero
Yeah. She’s in Simi Valley. LA/Ventura County...

Yeah. She’s in Simi Valley. LA/Ventura County area. She tells me she will still try to get to SD once in a while.
Forum: Provider 411 August 29th, 2018
Replies: 2
Views: 2,913
Posted By Trojanhero
Escort. Her review is in the LA area section of...

Escort. Her review is in the LA area section of reviews.
Forum: General Discussion August 29th, 2018
Replies: 9
Views: 3,989
Posted By Trojanhero
Question 1: Escort. Question 2: Yes,...

Question 1: Escort.

Question 2: Yes, relocated to LA.

Observation response: Yeah, she has a bad habit of making clients wait. But she is the best GFE I’ve personally ever experienced, so I...
Forum: General Discussion August 28th, 2018
Replies: 9
Views: 3,989
Posted By Trojanhero
Fair warning: she has a reputation for making...

Fair warning: she has a reputation for making clients wait. Most of her reviews on TER agreed on that point. I just tried to hook up with her again today, and for whatever reason, she couldn’t make...
Forum: General Discussion August 26th, 2018
Replies: 25
Views: 8,559
Posted By Trojanhero
Layla, pm me if you’d be into a good looking,...

Layla, pm me if you’d be into a good looking, fairly fit middle-aged dude that gives a GREAT massage and loves to use fingers, tongue and everything else at my disposal to get a girl to cum!
Forum: Provider 411 August 26th, 2018
Replies: 2
Views: 2,913
Posted By Trojanhero
Sassypantsoff from San Diego- Don’t Fall in Love!

My ATF from San Diego is relocating to Simi Valley after years of providing and building a strong base of regular clients in the 619. I’m jazzed, because that puts her closer to me, but she’s gonna...
Forum: General Discussion August 26th, 2018
Replies: 9
Views: 3,989
Posted By Trojanhero
Smile Don’t Fall In Love...

My ATF from San Diego is relocating to Simi Valley after years of providing and building a strong base of regular clients in the 619. I’m jazzed, because that puts her closer to me, but she’s gonna...
Forum: General Discussion April 19th, 2018
Replies: 22
Views: 4,356
Posted By Trojanhero
If all is as dire as drukpa fears, why does...

If all is as dire as drukpa fears, why does administration not scrub this site?
Forum: General Discussion April 17th, 2018
Replies: 2
Views: 1,021
Posted By Trojanhero
Disclaimer

All reviews submitted by this user (Trojanhero) are completly fictional and primarily created purely for my own amusement and secondarily for the entertainment of other users on this site.
Forum: General Discussion April 17th, 2018
Replies: 22
Views: 4,356
Posted By Trojanhero
Although if you HAVE ever used this site or any...

Although if you HAVE ever used this site or any other to post about, inquire about or access underage sex, I hope you DO go to prison.
Forum: General Discussion April 17th, 2018
Replies: 22
Views: 4,356
Posted By Trojanhero
Reality Check.

The Feds aren't going to waste time going after mongers who post brags about encounters no one can prove happened. They just want to cut off the sources anyone has used, or conceivably could use, to...
Forum: General Discussion August 21st, 2017
Replies: 12
Views: 2,126
Posted By Trojanhero
I could be Monogamous with the right woman....

I could be Monogamous with the right woman. Unfortunately, I did not marry the right woman.
Forum: General Discussion July 11th, 2017
Replies: 5
Views: 1,168
Posted By Trojanhero
Guess I got to ask, what the fuck is a Viet...

Guess I got to ask, what the fuck is a Viet coffee shop?
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