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Forum: General Discussion February 16th, 2018
Replies: 1
Views: 774
Posted By tabletop99
Wife’s away... want to step up my game

Done the AMP to death and have given plenty of reviews over the years. Never did the AAMP or k-girl thing and would love to while the wife’s away. I don’t have the references they want and the HX...
Forum: General Discussion February 15th, 2018
Replies: 26
Views: 3,491
Posted By tabletop99
Wow, that's some racists shit right there,...

Wow, that's some racists shit right there, facebook!
Forum: General Discussion November 7th, 2017
Replies: 12
Views: 1,408
Posted By tabletop99
"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and...

"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and women. The other half I wasted."
–WC Fields
Forum: General Discussion July 31st, 2017
Replies: 13
Views: 1,606
Posted By tabletop99
Agreed. I know. It was stupid!

Agreed. I know. It was stupid!
Forum: General Discussion July 25th, 2017
Replies: 13
Views: 1,606
Posted By tabletop99
I know, right? Her reaction was that of a woman...

I know, right? Her reaction was that of a woman who's used to only hearing how pretty she is.
Forum: General Discussion July 25th, 2017
Replies: 13
Views: 1,606
Posted By tabletop99
Angry Embarrassing Tales

Thought I'd share an embarrassing mongering tale.

A few weeks ago I tried one of the nuru places in OC. I got a nice looking latina woman who did a fantastic nuru, lots of slides, some dirty...
Forum: General Discussion April 21st, 2017
Replies: 20
Views: 3,707
Posted By tabletop99
But their ad says, 100% real pictures! You...

But their ad says, 100% real pictures!

You can choose the girls you want. We change the girls every day. We guarantee 100 % real pictures. We refund your money back if not. Don't go wrong place...
Forum: General Discussion March 29th, 2017
Replies: 40
Views: 5,925
Posted By tabletop99
Good luck Kid. Always enjoyed your reviews.

Good luck Kid. Always enjoyed your reviews.
Forum: General Discussion December 10th, 2016
Replies: 8
Views: 1,789
Posted By tabletop99
Pho-blow-and-go!

Pho-blow-and-go!
Forum: General Discussion July 23rd, 2016
Replies: 15
Views: 3,049
Posted By tabletop99
“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and...

“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.”


― W.C. Fields
Forum: General Discussion May 27th, 2016
Replies: 15
Views: 3,806
Posted By tabletop99
AMP music!

Anyone else find themselves humming the loungy Chinese music they pump into the rooms! I love it. It's part of the whole experience. And each place has a different style, some play that sax-heavy...
Forum: General Discussion October 29th, 2015
Replies: 21
Views: 11,022
Posted By tabletop99
thanks papasan. Ordered through alldaychemist and...

thanks papasan. Ordered through alldaychemist and my order went through; they accepted my CC. Hopefully they ship. Pretty cheap at $45 for 40 pills shipped.
Forum: General Discussion October 27th, 2015
Replies: 21
Views: 11,022
Posted By tabletop99
I am in OC. I guess that's an improvement but...

I am in OC. I guess that's an improvement but online stores have the generic for $1.20 per 100m. pill. Is this the branded stuff? Legit? Thanks.
Forum: General Discussion October 27th, 2015
Replies: 21
Views: 11,022
Posted By tabletop99
Any leads on generic viagra

At $10 a pill for viagra through my insurance I looked at online options. Lots of Canadian places pop up in a Google search. Tried two and there was a "problem" with the credit card transaction and...
Forum: General Discussion September 10th, 2015
Replies: 24
Views: 9,057
Posted By tabletop99
Can anyone help me with humaniplex?

Considering trying the escort thing. Signed up for HX and paid $25 to get out of quarantine. Holy hell who designed that website and all the layers just to hook up? I can see ads and pictures but no...
Forum: General Discussion May 10th, 2015
Replies: 7
Views: 3,956
Posted By tabletop99
thanks guys, that's her!

thanks guys, that's her!
Forum: General Discussion May 6th, 2015
Replies: 7
Views: 3,956
Posted By tabletop99
Who's that gal?

Can anyone help me find this one AMP that has hundreds of reviews? She's in Orange County, CA, is asian, shares space with some doctor's office or something, has a microwave and food in her tiny...
Forum: General Discussion March 27th, 2015
Replies: 23
Views: 7,831
Posted By tabletop99
MPKid, too funny! Wow, you have it dialed in...

MPKid, too funny! Wow, you have it dialed in brother. Nowhere near you, but I have decided to keep it at the AMP level and not take it outside. Also, no way would this fly with the wife. Had a visit...
Forum: General Discussion March 26th, 2015
Replies: 23
Views: 7,831
Posted By tabletop99
nothing is black and white. There's a lot at play...

nothing is black and white. There's a lot at play here. Very complex situation. Best bet is to keep it at the AMPs where things can be "explained." Too bad wives turn into mothers. Ruins everything...
Forum: General Discussion March 23rd, 2015
Replies: 23
Views: 7,831
Posted By tabletop99
First off, I love it that you guys will quote...

First off, I love it that you guys will quote Robert Frost poems. Many of these reviews are written so skillfully, I'd guess most mongers are college educated, middle aged guys. I love reading these...
Forum: General Discussion March 23rd, 2015
Replies: 23
Views: 7,831
Posted By tabletop99
at a crossroad here. Help!

Hi, First, this is not a troll or BS, I just am at a crossroad here and would like advice from some of the married mongers. I'm a 45 year old married, suburban white dude living the upper-middle...
Forum: General Discussion March 19th, 2015
Replies: 31
Views: 10,093
Posted By tabletop99
strangest part was, she whispered she can't do...

strangest part was, she whispered she can't do more (probably because of papasan at shop and curtain on door) but motioned to draw my digits on her hand. It was like a prison move. Then she repeated...
Forum: General Discussion March 18th, 2015
Replies: 31
Views: 10,093
Posted By tabletop99
and she asked for my number and then texted after...

and she asked for my number and then texted after I left that she wanted to have dinner.
Forum: General Discussion March 18th, 2015
Replies: 31
Views: 10,093
Posted By tabletop99
no worries on the phone number. iphone has lots...

no worries on the phone number. iphone has lots of blocking, discrete, quiet notification, etc. I can block her if she's a pita. So far just texting. I assume she knows I am married by the wedding...
Forum: General Discussion March 18th, 2015
Replies: 31
Views: 10,093
Posted By tabletop99
Not easy for me. Married so not easy for me to go...

Not easy for me. Married so not easy for me to go out to dinner. I'm not Fluckyea, saw that thread! I'm a 46 year old married dude who just wants a little side fun very occasionally.
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