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Forum: General Discussion October 2nd, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,273
Posted By Chogori
You know you're a monger when you can pay for a...

You know you're a monger when you can pay for a trip to the MP by recycling all the water bottles in your car. And have money left over for lunch.
Forum: General Discussion September 13th, 2014
Replies: 11
Views: 4,715
Posted By Chogori
When I go to a new AMP I like to check out the...

When I go to a new AMP I like to check out the condition of the bathroom. A well kept, clean bathroom is usually a good sign. Now I'm going to have to be on the lookout for 55 gallon drums.
Forum: General Discussion August 22nd, 2014
Replies: 23
Views: 9,401
Posted By Chogori
I think you're on to something here. "We use only...

I think you're on to something here. "We use only quality massage oil, No MSG, No Cum filled towels"
Forum: Provider 411 August 20th, 2014
Replies: 44
Views: 25,340
Posted By Chogori
I drove by Starlight yesterday afternoon. It is 2...

I drove by Starlight yesterday afternoon. It is 2 doors down from Tulip Spa and Massage. I pulled in the lot and parked next to a car marked "Stanton Code Enforcement." Starlight's open sign wasn't...
Forum: Provider 411 August 18th, 2014
Replies: 44
Views: 25,340
Posted By Chogori
Yeah, it might need a little tweaking to get...

Yeah, it might need a little tweaking to get things right. I'm guessing "In N Out Bedazzled" might bring a law suit but I think we're on the right track here.

Damn, now I have the urge to go...
Forum: Provider 411 August 18th, 2014
Replies: 44
Views: 25,340
Posted By Chogori
That ad is just crazy. They really don't need the...

That ad is just crazy. They really don't need the ads. Word would get around that the Bedazzled girls had resurfaced.

I suspect that place is going to get very busy. Maybe they will set up a drive...
Forum: General Discussion August 6th, 2014
Replies: 18
Views: 6,270
Posted By Chogori
So you're saying size (of wallet) does matter?

So you're saying size (of wallet) does matter?
Forum: General Discussion May 19th, 2014
Replies: 6
Views: 3,943
Posted By Chogori
I suspect his asshole will get a workout for the...

I suspect his asshole will get a workout for the next 20 years or so. One can only hope, anyway.
Forum: General Discussion April 6th, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,273
Posted By Chogori
The checkout girl at the Korean supermarket tells...

The checkout girl at the Korean supermarket tells you $34.83 and you feel the need to negotiate the price.
Forum: General Discussion March 21st, 2014
Replies: 91
Views: 55,020
Posted By Chogori
Granny panties? I can't blame you then. ;-)

Granny panties? I can't blame you then. ;-)
Forum: General Discussion March 5th, 2014
Replies: 9
Views: 5,043
Posted By Chogori
And all this time I thought my Dr was doing a...

And all this time I thought my Dr was doing a medical exam. She was doing a LE check!
Forum: General Discussion February 14th, 2014
Replies: 31
Views: 15,203
Posted By Chogori
I can hear it now. Monger: Honey, we need to...

I can hear it now.

Monger: Honey, we need to buy a hairdryer.
Wife: Why, you're bald.
Monger: It would be for you, of course.
Wife: I have short hair and I never use one.
Monger: But if we had...
Forum: Provider 411 February 7th, 2014
Replies: 10
Views: 5,859
Posted By Chogori
I will send but I must warn you of a bit of a...

I will send but I must warn you of a bit of a fishy smell.
Forum: Provider 411 February 7th, 2014
Replies: 10
Views: 5,859
Posted By Chogori
Sure, but keep in mind the unicorn doesn't get...

Sure, but keep in mind the unicorn doesn't get involved.
Forum: Provider 411 February 6th, 2014
Replies: 10
Views: 5,859
Posted By Chogori
I've got the perfect girl for you. She'll even...

I've got the perfect girl for you. She'll even come to your house riding a unicorn.
You're welcome.
Forum: General Discussion February 3rd, 2014
Replies: 5
Views: 4,035
Posted By Chogori
YMMV is a fact in this hobby. The points Chance...

YMMV is a fact in this hobby. The points Chance and Sore bring up are very true.

One other thing to consider is, who is writing the review. A 25 yr old monger writing a review about a 35 yr old...
Forum: General Discussion January 29th, 2014
Replies: 31
Views: 15,203
Posted By Chogori
I don't leave the wad of bills out but I do...

I don't leave the wad of bills out but I do usually pay with a $100 bill. (I generally go to HE places) so when they bring the change to the room I have them just put it down anywhere. They now know...
Forum: General Discussion January 29th, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,273
Posted By Chogori
A new place opened within walking distance of my...

A new place opened within walking distance of my house. Had to check it out right away. Walk in to find only 2 girls working and I knew them both.

Stopped at a new place on Harbor, walked in and...
Forum: Massage 411 January 27th, 2014
Replies: 21
Views: 15,699
Posted By Chogori
Julie the massage nazi has over 100 and probably...

Julie the massage nazi has over 100 and probably 10,000 guys too embarrassed to write a review.
Forum: General Discussion January 27th, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,273
Posted By Chogori
You know you're a monger when half the people in...

You know you're a monger when half the people in your phones address book are named Coco.
Forum: General Discussion January 26th, 2014
Replies: 29
Views: 11,758
Posted By Chogori
Was at a new place that is right next door to a...

Was at a new place that is right next door to a Viet coffee shop. The soothing Chinese music was playing and then the booming bass from the coffee shop started coming through the wall. The girl told...
Forum: General Discussion January 26th, 2014
Replies: 29
Views: 11,758
Posted By Chogori
I hate to admit that the thought crossed my...

I hate to admit that the thought crossed my mind...haha. And I knew that someone here would suggest it to me. lol.
Forum: General Discussion January 26th, 2014
Replies: 29
Views: 11,758
Posted By Chogori
#4 gets me too. Quickly takes kissing out of the...

#4 gets me too. Quickly takes kissing out of the equation.
Forum: General Discussion January 26th, 2014
Replies: 29
Views: 11,758
Posted By Chogori
What kills the mood for you?

I know that the girl asking for the tip upfront can be a mood killer. Tonight I had a new one that I'd never run into. Chinese girl about 35 with no English. I was expecting a good massage and a tug...
Forum: General Discussion January 23rd, 2014
Replies: 150
Views: 80,273
Posted By Chogori
So where is it? We know you asked. lol

So where is it? We know you asked. lol
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