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deezguy October 25th, 2015 05:20 PM

Whoa the Smell
 
Just a rant. I was at a shop in Whittier and I after getting a CBJ, I asked the provider to turn for doggie. She was hesitant to the point of being hostile. I should have taken the hint. As I was about to enter, I was hit by the odor. Immediately, I thought of Goldstein from "Harold and Kumar", "Don't you wipe???"
That killed it for me. I wasn't about to do anything more. You're thinking, "Turn her over, so you don't smell it!" In mish, I didn't want my balls slapping against her dirty asshole. I was out after 15.
Providing the services these girls do, why are some of them so lazy or what makes them think their shit don't stink?

chanceforester October 26th, 2015 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Deezguy (Post 82069)
Just a rant. I was at a shop in Whittier and I after getting a CBJ, I asked the provider to turn for doggie. She was hesitant to the point of being hostile. I should have taken the hint. As I was about to enter, I was hit by the odor. Immediately, I thought of Goldstein from "Harold and Kumar", "Don't you wipe???"
That killed it for me. I wasn't about to do anything more. You're thinking, "Turn her over, so you don't smell it!" In mish, I didn't want my balls slapping against her dirty asshole. I was out after 15.
Providing the services these girls do, why are some of them so lazy or what makes them think their shit don't stink?

I immediately thought of Jack Black in along came polly - she just sharted....LOl!

WetWillie October 26th, 2015 09:11 AM

Ha. I had a GMILF massage a few years back and to get off during HE, I slipped a finger inside her pussy. OMG. The chemical warfare boys should have her in for study. It took a day and a half to get the horrible smell off my finger.

Back in the day, moms didn't tell their daughters not to wipe their buttholes to the front - that put traces of shit in their vulvas. Back in the day, one in 5 girls would have absolutely horrific sewer smell...

Lector October 26th, 2015 10:35 PM

if it smells that bad, it's a yeast infection. Her showering won't do it.

ponocha October 27th, 2015 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by lechez (Post 82093)
if it smells that bad, it's a yeast infection. Her showering won't do it.



not a yeast infection.. Proabably Haemophilus vaginalis or now called Gardnerella...its the worst smelling ... like a million dead fish

deezguy October 27th, 2015 05:01 AM

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Originally Posted by ponocha (Post 82094)
not a yeast infection.. Proabably Haemophilus vaginalis or now called Gardnerella...its the worst smelling ... like a million dead fish

Haha. This was not yeast infection or Gardnerella vaginitis. This was from the other side. It was plain ol' shit stink.


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