Pimp Daddy Kim Jong Un
 

Oh, to be a rock star in my own country, with no free press and no paparazzi!

They say mack daddy Un has two baby mamas.

He's a pussy...His dad would have killed them or threw them in a labor camp if they got knocked up!

I like his hair !

We should do a "caption" thing here like.... "Please O Magnificent One! Let my children live!" Or, "Wow that Kimchee makes for some tear jerker farts!"

"Please Oh, great one can you please release my mother from prison now? All the children she had with your father have died of starvation and she lost both of her feet to frostbite years ago....can you please show with your great wisdom, compassion and mercy to finally free my mother so I can see her one last time before her death???"

His pop's hair was way cooler.

Please Dear Leader! Can't you wear a suit and tie like the rest of the leaders? Dickies work shirts are so unbecoming!

I just read that pimp daddy just required only 2or 3 types of haircuts for men! And they all resemble his!

Why would any self-respecting North Korean man want to look like anyone else?

Lol. Maybe he wants to be able to blend into the crowd and escape when his loyal lemmings figure out they've been had and storm the palace walls, or when SEAL Team 6 comes looking for him...