Prostate massage
 

Have any of you fellow monger had a prostate massage? I had one when I was in Bangkok. This cute little girl puts on a rubber glove and oil's up the middle finger. As she stuck it in my ass I felt like I had to shit.
I was squeezing my ass cheeks together so hard that her finger was stuck in my ass. As she pulled out I let out a fart that was heard in the next room. Soon their was laughter in all of the rooms. I went straight to the bathroom and shit up a storm.

After a shower we were 69ing and I stuck my finger in her ass. And she liked it very much. Covered up and lots of lube and I fucked her ass and played with her clit. After she was screaming and orgasm we showered again. As we walked down the stairs to the lobby all the girls were smiling and giggling. A different girl asked me to come back the next day.

So my question is Do you like a prostate massage?

Hate it. I let my urologist do that so the thought of anyone else, even a cutie is too much a reminder of my doctor visits. And as you said the feeling of a finger up there is none to comfortable, at least for me.

As she pulled out I let out a fart that was heard in the next room. Soon their was laughter in all of the rooms. I went straight to the bathroom and shit up a storm.

So my question is Do you like a prostate massage?[/quote]

I'm afraid I would have the same experience, though I've been tempted to go to a gal called the "Prostate Specialist" on HX. She's out of Costa Mesa....a little to far from IL for anyone to travel for a butt plug....

No, I did not like it. My ass is for exit only.

It can be very pleasurable if done by someone who knows what she is doing, and unpleasant otherwise. There are two main tricks. First trick is to actually find the prostate. In the same way that a girl's G-spot is quite a small area, the prostate is quite small, and if she hasn't found it, there won't be much pleasure in it.

Second, it is not an ass-fuck, it's a prostate rub. She needs to rub the prostate, not fuck your ass with her finger. The more in-and-out she does, the less it's gonna work. Once again, this is similar to dealing with a girl's G-spot. Location, Location, Location.

If you have a girl who is interested in doing it, it's not hard to teach her. If you have a girl who's not that into it, better to move on.

Gherk

I have only had girls that don't know what they are doing try it a couple times. I would like to find a pro to milk it properly but the times I have tried it felt like I had to shit. It reminds me of the time I did FIA with Eileen and touched the turtle head less than 2 inches up her poop chute! Got shit on my finger and when we finished she jumped up and ran to the toilet and dropped a deuce immediately! If you see a shit stain on the comforter at Westminster Motor Inn and it smells like Eileen....that was me! LOL

Ok, here's the cheat sheet next time you want to "teach" a girl to do it.

1) Show her your middle finger, with your thumb on the 2nd joint from the tip.

2) Tell her "This is roughly how far in, I think." Have her measure it out on her own finger, which will be shorter than yours, most likely.

3) Tell her she needs to orient her hand so that she can curl the fingertip toward your penis, not your backbone. The prostate is at the FRONT of the tube, not the back.

4) There must be lube aplenty!

5) In she goes slowly. Once in, tell her not to move in and out. She's looking to rub, not fuck. Tell her "like you want me to do with your G-spot, but somehow I never get quite right."

6) Once she's in to the right depth, she should curl her finger about 45 degrees, which should put some pleasure on your prostate. If you feel nothing good, ask her to move it around a little (but not in/out fucking motion). The less she moves her finger in/out, the better.

7) Either she'll find it (which she will know, because you will go OOOOHHHHH THAT'S THE SPOT), or not, in which case no great loss.

Pro-tip 1: Before arriving at her place, shower, and use the shower wand to ensure that you really are clean down there. If you are up for it, it's not too difficult to find with your own finger, which is also how you do a prostate self-exam.

Pro-tip 2: If you use soap or lube on your/her finger, there won't be any residual smell. If you don't, there will be (a lesson best learned only once).

Gherk

Great posting... detailed instructions are right on... but you did not include the "best part" about the interactions with the girl....

I had one of the girls at a FS spa tell me that fellas were asking for a prostate massage but she (and the other girls) did not really know what to do... the ladies were all 30-50 yo white girls, educated... it was really fun "teaching" her ... sort of like showing a young inexperienced girl who said "I have never touched a man there before" to do a hand-job!. I was totally relaxed but she was nervous as hell... sort of reversed the male/female roles.... more than a few laughs and she really appreciated the training... several of the other ladies asked me to book a session with them next time. Actually thinking of I just might offer private classes for a "fee".

Thanks, olddude. Yes, I agree completely. They all like to learn a new trick, and it helps break the ice (at least for the ones who aren't just turned off by the whole idea). Generally speaking, if she's up for a prostate massage, she's curious enough to be up for anything (over time, of course).

Gherk

Okay as the other posters have said if it is done correctly it can be great. I always had the attitude that area was exit only, but decades ago at the young age of 20 I walked some chubby sorority girl home from the bar we were at and while she was giving me some great head she stuck her finger up my ass and did this and holy crap I came in under a minute and it was unbelievable.

I am hesitant with MP's and other providers as they do not know how to do it correctly most of the time. I do have a few that do it correctly and it is awesome. That being said you do want to prepare and make sure you are clean and all that stuff. I normally eat a light dinner full of leafy salads and broccoli and all that crap that will clean me out good, then have very light breakfast and lunch the next day before I go see them.

Try to keep an open mind it can be great, sadly I don't know anyone in the IL area but have a gem or two here in SoCal-as well as a list of ones that are horrible, like the one with long dagger like fingernails that tries to assfuck me with her fingers and all I can think of is getting my colon torn on those daggers, bleeding out on the table and being rolled up in a sheet and tossed in a dumpster someplace.