Watching Porn before seeing a provider
 

Do you watch porn on your phone right before you see a provider?

when you're with your provider you make your own :)

iPad cause I can't see shit on my little phone screen.

Do you bring in the iPad into the shop to watch it in the bathroom before your session?

No I dont bring it with me. Last yr I had a gal at my house she would grab the ipad and put some porn on and I thought it was cool so next time she came over I used an HDMI cable and ran it to the TV on the wall and blasted the shit in stereo. She gave me a stupid look like why did I do that and told her I thought it would turn her on more but evidently it didnt and she never watched porn with me again.

I guess it's happened, but it's not a trigger to go. I can getting a raging hard-on just from seeing the Neon Sign.

I never do because it will just lead to me busting a nut quicker.

I thought this was going to be about rubbing one out before seeing a provider, a la Something about Mary (sorta).

The best is when I'm just warming up right before I leave. And I accidentally pass the line. Noooooooooo. Don't shoot lil buddy. I just wanted to warm up

Rub one out in the morning and you'll last longer when you see the girl.

Then, rub another one out in the shower immediately after nutting with the girl. This cleans the pipes and prevents the temptation of going to see a second girl later that same day.

Just something I read. I don't actually do this. Really. I swear.