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Libertine July 16th, 2017 11:55 PM

Your Jizz Will Make Women Happy. No Really, It's Science
 
Your Jizz Will Make Women Happy. No Really, It's Science :)

Man juice acts as an anti-depressant :)

Bareback Sex With Chicks Keeps Them Happy And Relieves Their Depression :)


Jizz makes women happy. That’s the remarkable conclusion of a scientific study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don’t.

The scientific study showed that the women who were directly exposed to jizz were less depressed. The researchers believe this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the pussy.

The longer the interval since women last had sex, the more depressed the women who never used condoms got. But the time since the last sexual encounter made no difference to the mood of women who always used condoms.

The study found that depressive symptoms were more common among women who used condoms regularly compared with those who fucked bareback.

The study appeared in Scientific American, an article about the various and sundry benefits of jizz. Among them is the natural antidepressant qualities of semen. Note that the study didn't refer to sperm, but to semen, so it's not your man juice per se that's creating happy, shining women, it's the other chemicals that it travels in. We're guessing that this has something to do with the serotonin that's found in semen. That's right guys, your balls are a natural factory producing the same chemical people pay an arm and a leg to get.

There's another awesome chemical your nuts pump out as well: oxytocin. This is also known as the "love hormone." It's linked to anxiety reduction, orgasms, maternal instincts and social recognition, all things that are known to make women smile.

Three researchers tracked 300 women's responses to your endless supply of happiness. They compared women who used condoms to women who had bareback sex and received the male sacrament of happiness on the regular. Using a standardized depression inventory, the researchers found that women whose vaginas regularly came into contact with man juice were far happier than those whose did not.

It wasn't just that the women were less depressed when they did the study. They also had less severe depression when they felt it at all, and their episodes of depression were less frequent than those of women who were not receiving Dr. Testes Magic Elixir of Life inside of their pussy.

The finding come as little surprise to men, who have known for generations that semen is good for what ails women. Is your girl having a particularly tough time? Give her some jizz. Is she depressed? Man juice. Mourning the loss of a loved pet? Only one cure for that: Jizz.


https://www.newscientist.com/article...ti-depressant/

http://www.laweekly.com/news/sperm-c...cience-2530138

Workswithwood July 17th, 2017 06:56 AM

To boil it down into a nutshell
" Jizz makes the world go round"
Everybody wins

Hugh G. Rexion July 17th, 2017 08:26 AM

Jizz is now officially a scientific term

Barelyfits July 17th, 2017 09:14 AM

Lily Yin is a happy woman.

cutback July 17th, 2017 12:20 PM

In my HS days there was a girl (bobby job) that use to smoke many sausages w/ guys lined up outside waiting their turn.
She said it made her drunk

shenyang July 17th, 2017 12:47 PM

Lily Yin. Is in the big massage parlor in the Sky.

frankkim July 19th, 2017 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 91105)
Your Jizz Will Make Women Happy. No Really, It's Science :)

Man juice acts as an anti-depressant :)

Bareback Sex With Chicks Keeps Them Happy And Relieves Their Depression :)


Jizz makes women happy. That’s the remarkable conclusion of a scientific study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don’t.

The scientific study showed that the women who were directly exposed to jizz were less depressed. The researchers believe this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the pussy.

The longer the interval since women last had sex, the more depressed the women who never used condoms got. But the time since the last sexual encounter made no difference to the mood of women who always used condoms.

The study found that depressive symptoms were more common among women who used condoms regularly compared with those who fucked bareback.

The study appeared in Scientific American, an article about the various and sundry benefits of jizz. Among them is the natural antidepressant qualities of semen. Note that the study didn't refer to sperm, but to semen, so it's not your man juice per se that's creating happy, shining women, it's the other chemicals that it travels in. We're guessing that this has something to do with the serotonin that's found in semen. That's right guys, your balls are a natural factory producing the same chemical people pay an arm and a leg to get.

There's another awesome chemical your nuts pump out as well: oxytocin. This is also known as the "love hormone." It's linked to anxiety reduction, orgasms, maternal instincts and social recognition, all things that are known to make women smile.

Three researchers tracked 300 women's responses to your endless supply of happiness. They compared women who used condoms to women who had bareback sex and received the male sacrament of happiness on the regular. Using a standardized depression inventory, the researchers found that women whose vaginas regularly came into contact with man juice were far happier than those whose did not.

It wasn't just that the women were less depressed when they did the study. They also had less severe depression when they felt it at all, and their episodes of depression were less frequent than those of women who were not receiving Dr. Testes Magic Elixir of Life inside of their pussy.

The finding come as little surprise to men, who have known for generations that semen is good for what ails women. Is your girl having a particularly tough time? Give her some jizz. Is she depressed? Man juice. Mourning the loss of a loved pet? Only one cure for that: Jizz.


https://www.newscientist.com/article...ti-depressant/

http://www.laweekly.com/news/sperm-c...cience-2530138

I'm thinking that I should include this in my match profile.

alexissweet69 July 22nd, 2017 11:17 AM

It Makes Me Happy!
 
Your Jizz makes me Happy! :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 91105)
Your Jizz Will Make Women Happy. No Really, It's Science :)

Man juice acts as an anti-depressant :)

Bareback Sex With Chicks Keeps Them Happy And Relieves Their Depression :)


Jizz makes women happy. That’s the remarkable conclusion of a scientific study comparing women whose partners wear condoms with those whose partners don’t.

The scientific study showed that the women who were directly exposed to jizz were less depressed. The researchers believe this is because mood-altering hormones in semen are absorbed through the pussy.

The longer the interval since women last had sex, the more depressed the women who never used condoms got. But the time since the last sexual encounter made no difference to the mood of women who always used condoms.

The study found that depressive symptoms were more common among women who used condoms regularly compared with those who fucked bareback.

The study appeared in Scientific American, an article about the various and sundry benefits of jizz. Among them is the natural antidepressant qualities of semen. Note that the study didn't refer to sperm, but to semen, so it's not your man juice per se that's creating happy, shining women, it's the other chemicals that it travels in. We're guessing that this has something to do with the serotonin that's found in semen. That's right guys, your balls are a natural factory producing the same chemical people pay an arm and a leg to get.

There's another awesome chemical your nuts pump out as well: oxytocin. This is also known as the "love hormone." It's linked to anxiety reduction, orgasms, maternal instincts and social recognition, all things that are known to make women smile.

Three researchers tracked 300 women's responses to your endless supply of happiness. They compared women who used condoms to women who had bareback sex and received the male sacrament of happiness on the regular. Using a standardized depression inventory, the researchers found that women whose vaginas regularly came into contact with man juice were far happier than those whose did not.

It wasn't just that the women were less depressed when they did the study. They also had less severe depression when they felt it at all, and their episodes of depression were less frequent than those of women who were not receiving Dr. Testes Magic Elixir of Life inside of their pussy.

The finding come as little surprise to men, who have known for generations that semen is good for what ails women. Is your girl having a particularly tough time? Give her some jizz. Is she depressed? Man juice. Mourning the loss of a loved pet? Only one cure for that: Jizz.


https://www.newscientist.com/article...ti-depressant/

http://www.laweekly.com/news/sperm-c...cience-2530138


Libertine July 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM

Your Jizz makes her Happy!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by alexissweet69 (Post 91161)
Your Jizz makes me Happy! :)


Yes, you read it right, that was directly from Alexis !

alexissweet69 wants your Jizz ! :)

Deep Throat Queen :)

Give alexissweet69 all of your Jizz ! It will make her very happy ! :)

Remember to tell her you are from MPR.

http://www.mpreviews.com/forum/showt...t=15158&page=3


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