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Lyla August 25th, 2018 08:05 PM

I’m A Girl
 
I had my very first massage about 2 years ago at this strip mall in California. I was 19 at the time and the older Asian man giving me my massage fingered me to orgasm on the table. I had never had a massage before, so I thought getting fingered was a normal part of it. Imagine my surprise when the next time I went in for a massage (A different guy) didn’t even go near my vagina at all. I was disappointed and didn’t go back for a while. The third time I went was several months after the initial massage and this time it was a woman who massaged me. (I didn’t mind. I’m very bisexual) She too, didn’t go near my vagina. I tried 3 different parlors after that and all had the same result - no happy endings for a girl. Wtf? I live in Orange County, California near Knott’s Berry Farm. Does anyone know where/how a girl can get a happy ending around here!? All I’m seeing is guys being able to. It’s not fair.

AMPgrrl August 25th, 2018 09:35 PM

I am a girl and I get more happy endings than I can count, plenty of them in OC. I find it hard to believe that you can't find any unless you are doing something horribly wrong or going to all legit places. You gotta know what to do and what not to do.

mikesan1 August 26th, 2018 04:22 PM

No way! Twatta post topic!

deezguy August 26th, 2018 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Lyla (Post 95285)
I had my very first massage about 2 years ago at this strip mall in California. I was 19 at the time and the older Asian man giving me my massage fingered me to orgasm on the table. I had never had a massage before, so I thought getting fingered was a normal part of it. Imagine my surprise when the next time I went in for a massage (A different guy) didn’t even go near my vagina at all. I was disappointed and didn’t go back for a while. The third time I went was several months after the initial massage and this time it was a woman who massaged me. (I didn’t mind. I’m very bisexual) She too, didn’t go near my vagina. I tried 3 different parlors after that and all had the same result - no happy endings for a girl. Wtf? I live in Orange County, California near Knott’s Berry Farm. Does anyone know where/how a girl can get a happy ending around here!? All I’m seeing is guys being able to. It’s not fair.

Deez outcall at your service!

Bang Qiu August 26th, 2018 05:37 PM

I’m on this, as well, Deez! Ladies, Bang Qiu, at your service!

Trojanhero August 26th, 2018 06:42 PM

Layla, pm me if you’d be into a good looking, fairly fit middle-aged dude that gives a GREAT massage and loves to use fingers, tongue and everything else at my disposal to get a girl to cum!

AMPgrrl August 26th, 2018 07:22 PM

well there ya go, Lyla....problem solved, lol!

Workswithwood August 27th, 2018 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by AMPgirl (Post 95306)
well there ya go, Lyla....problem solved, lol!

Have Gun Will Travel

uniformcodes August 27th, 2018 07:06 AM

Lyla
Message me and I will help you with what you need. I love to use my fingers to make girls squirt. Some light teasing with lube around the outside of your pussy and clit. Then insert two fingers just to your pee hole to start you moaning. I keep you there for a while till you can't take it anymore then I go in for the big squirt.

Richard Boinkwell August 27th, 2018 10:57 AM

Lyla since you say you are bisexual you can use this resource (and another one like it which I don't think I can name here) to find what you want. Any MP masseuse that serves the sexual needs of men will almost certainly do the same for you--and wouldn't you really rather get it from a pretty woman who really knows what you like than from any of the douches above? (pm me if you ever come to SD county babe!)

Workswithwood August 27th, 2018 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Richard Boinkwell (Post 95311)
Lyla since you say you are bisexual you can use this resource (and another one like it which I don't think I can name here) to find what you want. Any MP masseuse that serves the sexual needs of men will almost certainly do the same for you--and wouldn't you really rather get it from a pretty woman who really knows what you like than from any of the douches above? (pm me if you ever come to SD county babe!)

RB you must be a pretty woman, nice

dj110 August 28th, 2018 08:36 AM

Lyla, if you are being serious PM me and I will give you a few places I know where women are welcome and I know some of the girls working are Bi.

Workswithwood August 28th, 2018 08:41 AM

Lyla
PM me and I will personally escort you to several,I will even pick up the tab first time around

Babdude71 August 28th, 2018 12:18 PM

Use the same method
 
We all have to try to see whats available. Start by going undraped. If they cover you, your not likely to get any extra. If on the flip you remain uncovered simply ask or show what you would like massaged. or if they ask how much you would like to tip. Good luck and remember to review for the rest of us.

meatzinger August 30th, 2018 03:04 PM

I think it’s awesome that we have women on here that enjoy the hobby!! Hey all you douchbag guys, they do not want to be “massaged” by you. How about not being a creeper, and letting them enjoy this forum as well? How would you feel if you had multiple guys coming on to you every time you posted something?

Trojanhero August 30th, 2018 04:09 PM

I guess if I was bi, I might dig it.

AMPgrrl August 30th, 2018 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by meatzinger (Post 95340)
I think it’s awesome that we have women on here that enjoy the hobby!! Hey all you douchbag guys, they do not want to be “massaged” by you. How about not being a creeper, and letting them enjoy this forum as well? How would you feel if you had multiple guys coming on to you every time you posted something?


+1
Well said, and thank you!

meatzinger August 30th, 2018 10:49 PM

Thanks AMPgirl, I hope you know not all of us on here crappy human beings. Personally, I’d love to hear where you’ve had success. I’m trying to line up a mutually beneficial couples massage for me and my wife.

Workswithwood August 31st, 2018 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by AMPgirl (Post 95296)
I am a girl and I get more happy endings than I can count, plenty of them in OC. I find it hard to believe that you can't find any unless you are doing something horribly wrong or going to all legit places. You gotta know what to do and what not to do.

We will treat you as we do all other new comers seeking information, no problem.

" Read the reviews, post a few of your own experiences, then we will be open to sharing with you our little gems. until you are willing to do that, I suggest you take matters into your own hands for satisfaction"

There
now you are one of the guys, welcome aborad

Obsessive August 31st, 2018 09:13 AM

I think this may be bait to get you guys to send your personal contact info.

AMPgrrl August 31st, 2018 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Workswithwood (Post 95346)
We will treat you as we do all other new comers seeking information, no problem.

" Read the reviews, post a few of your own experiences, then we will be open to sharing with you our little gems. until you are willing to do that, I suggest you take matters into your own hands for satisfaction"

There
now you are one of the guys, welcome aborad


Fair enough.

marsean September 7th, 2018 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Obsessive (Post 95347)
I think this may be bait to get you guys to send your personal contact info.


Well as usual there are ways around that, so don't do it. Plenty of ways to meet up without digit giveaway. Once you've met it's a lot clearer to decide what direction. We all know site recommendations.

Kani November 16th, 2018 09:50 PM

I’m a massage therapist and if you want a real massage I’ll throw in the free “make me shiver” ending. Just PM me, I have hundreds of happily married women that I can get a reference from

MPkid December 4th, 2018 03:53 PM

My 2 cents... Lyla = Fake profile and AMPgirl = Libertine . But, it did stir up 3 pages of replies so good job for that!!!

RoyalCrown December 4th, 2018 05:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MPkid (Post 95804)
My 2 cents... Lyla = Fake profile and AMPgirl = Libertine . But, it did stir up 3 pages of replies so good job for that!!!

Possibly, but there is a chick on another site with the handle Lovergrrl that post on a regular basis. I just figured it was her.

MPkid December 23rd, 2018 03:44 PM

Libertine is another handle some A-Hole used. He was banned and keeps coming back with new handles...therefore, you can see my suspicions when someone claiming to be female looking for a happy ending shows up. It reaks of BS. But if you are legit welcome aboard


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