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ExecutiveVIP October 10th, 2014 08:31 AM

Your lifetime mongering spending & current budget
 
I'm curious to see what everyone has spent mongering, and what your current mongering budget is.

This is my breakdown:
1999-2003: 2x per week x $150 x 52 weeks x 4 years = 62400 (The wonderful Inglewood AMPs years before the FBI shut them down...all the girls at La Paz, Tokyo, OA, and Le Sun knew me well.)
2004-2011: 1x per week x $150 x 52 x 8 = 62400
2012-2014: 1x per week x $100 x 52 x 3 = 15600 (the economical "foot massage" years...with only a couple of FS sessions thrown in to spice things up)
Amsterdam, Mexico, Germany, Czech Republic mongering vacations: $20,000

Current mongering budget: ~$500 per month...down more than 50% from my peak.

Total spent over 15 years: $160,400 (could've bought a Maserati for the same price...but wouldn't have been as fun, and wouldn't have lasted me 15 years.)

I'm so glad I discovered mongering from the Asian massage ads in the back of the LA Weekly AFTER I was already making a six figure salary...otherwise it would've bankrupted me when I was a peon out of college making $45k per year.

Papasan310 October 10th, 2014 08:39 AM

I would be mortified to do the math on past expenses since I had a long period of time where I was addicted to high dollar escorts. My current budget averages $500 - $700 per month but is subject to crazy swings. In the past two weeks alone, I have spent close to $900 at OC AMPs. Can't wait to eventually retire to SE Asia where my money will go much farther!

ggherkin October 10th, 2014 08:49 AM

Sorry to say, these numbers sound very familiar. Only family life is more expensive! :)

Hugh G. Rexion October 10th, 2014 09:22 AM

you are doing it all wrong. If you didn't spend it on this hobby then you would have spent it on something else. I do it the opposite: I own a house..check, I drive a nice car...check, I have a retirement plan...check, I have a good paying job...check, I can go have sex on my lunch hour with a young hottie and no one hassles me...check....life is good.

needasianspinner October 10th, 2014 10:47 AM

God has cursed/blessed us with the 24/7 impulse to chase pussy. So you have no choice, except you do get to select who you chase. Think about the money you have saved not chasing fat entitled white bitches.
That is my silver lining.

MPkid October 10th, 2014 12:05 PM

I too have spent somewhere in the $200K+ range and currently about $1200 to $1500 per month. You can look at it 2 ways... All the extra money I've had I spent on pussy....the rest I just wasted! OR.... If I could get back all the money I spent on pussy....I would spend it on pussy again. WIN WIN

chanceforester October 10th, 2014 01:11 PM

I'm so glad I discovered mongering from the Asian massage ads in the back of the LA Weekly AFTER I was already making a six figure salary...otherwise it would've bankrupted me when I was a peon out of college making $45k per year.[/quote]

Sadly, I only make 45K a year. Half of it I spend on wine, women, and song....the rest is just wasted.

Workswithwood October 10th, 2014 01:20 PM

I budget around 15k a year for asian pussy, I think no better an investment to your health and happiness can be made :-)

ExecutiveVIP October 10th, 2014 01:51 PM

My only regret is not having taken a mongering vacation to Thailand, Vietnam, or the Philippines before I got married....back when I was single 99% of the AMP girls in LA were Korean so I had no idea how hot girls from these countries could be...now I've developed an unquenchable thirst for young viet & thai hotties. And the thai ones in LA usually don't provide more than HE.

Germany and Czech Republic were amazing though if you like tall, perfect figured white European girls...I remember screwing Pamela Anderson and Carmen Electra in the prime look-alikes for next to nothing...the same girls would've been $750 per hour minimum white meat GFE on TER.

Still...I imagine you can go on a binge of 2x-3x per day sessions in Vietmam, Thailand, or the Phillipines for next to nothing compared to what the Little Saigon whores charge here.

Papasan310 October 10th, 2014 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ExecutiveVIP (Post 75275)
I've developed an unquenchable thirst for young viet & thai hotties.

Join the club! All of this is what led to my decision a couple of years ago that will eventually result in my retirement to SE Asia. Full time mongering sure sounds like more fun than playing a lot of golf and bridge in my old age.


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