Pattaya or Phuket?
 

Last year I was supposed to go to Thailand but things came up and I couldn't make it happen, this November I'll be heading over with a friend and fellow monger. The plan as of now is to spend two days in Bangkok then head to either Pattaya or Phuket for six days then back to Bangkok before heading home. From the research and info I got here it sounds like Pattaya is the better spot for the hobby aspect but what else is there to do and see in both locations. I want to see some of the smaller islands swim, snorkel maybe do some fishing as well as just sit back and relax on the beach.

Phuket all the way. Pattaya is dirty with hard core street walkers. Steer clear of Pattaya and I guarantee you'll have a better experience in Thailand.

Pattaya is far better for mongering than Phuket. It's also much easier to get to from BKK.

That said, my own preference is to spend a little time in BKK to get the hardcore mongering stuff out of my system, then head to the islands and enjoy the food, beaches, waterfalls, snorkeling, motorbiking, etc. Koh Kood, Koh Maak, or even Koh Chang and Koh Phayam are nice places to go and relax. Pi Pi is really beautiful too. Koh Chang has a nice bit of mongering and snorkeling options and it's not a mess like Pattaya or Phuket.

Another fun trip would be to go to the Isaan region. Maybe stay in Udon Thani or head to Laos for a couple days.

If you have time, you can get an account on Thailovelinks and have several girls waiting for you in these places when you get there. Plenty of free action with wonderful girls that way too, minus the thailovelinks subscription.

pussyland
 

Bangkok , Dynasty inn cheep and clean with a free shuttle to pattaya ,annies across the street ,soi cowboy next door for anything you want. Phuket elephant shows,Jame bond island, wave runners from the beach,island tours, very clean water, Its what ever you want to do. great times

pattaya! If you want to just chase skirts pattaya is the way to go. Dont ask me how I know.

How do you know?

Pattaya used to be a lot nicer, but since the Russians and Middle Easterners moved in, it is a much darker scene. Still great for mongering but be careful where you go. If you go into a go go bar and see Russians or Middle Eastern guys and the girls seem subdued, move on. Bars owned by Westerners are still cool and the beer bars are nice for short time afternoon action. There are great golf courses nearby and tour companies who will arrange a tee time and bus to get you to/from the courses. Never been to Phuket but the word is it is a family friendly resort town and mongering is very much under cover. My brother moved to Hua Hin in February, I'm going there in October and will report back. My bro advises it is low key but mongering is available. He also reports that the golf courses are awesome there and he lives right next to the best one, Black Mountain. Beaches are clean and they have western resorts if you don't mind paying more for your lodging...and having to go outside of the resort for your mongering. If your main purpose is to monger, best to stay in a smaller Thai hotel where they allow you to bring the girls into your room. Expect that she will have to show her ID card at most any hotel. Have fun and be safe!

Oh, and Dupree is right in all areas of his post. I plan on staying in BKK for one or two nights when I arrive, as Soi Cowboy and Nana Plaza have the best girls, albeit at slightly higher prices...but still a bargain compared to the States. The islands are the best for seclusion and the beach, snorkeling, etc. I've only been to Koh Samui but have heard many good things about the other islands.

I spent 3 days in Pattaya and it was so hard core I needed a break from it and couldn't wait to get out of there. Besides that's where the infamous "What's Up Man" story took place. (See my previous thread on Thailand for that long story). Dupree is right about the Thailovelinks angle...I had great action from TLL once I arrived. If you want a GF to show you around and have a blast with there will be an unlimited number willing to do so on TLL. Now the real truth of the matter is there is no shortage of mongering options anywhere in Thailand so it won't matter where you go you won't possibly be able to not fuck as much as you want all day and night every day and night. The only difference is hot far are you willing to go to find it. Pattaya is like this...Open your hotel room door, trip on the welcome mat and fall face first into pussy!! LOL Phuket is more like....leave your hotel and within 100 steps in any direction you will find plenty of pussy. Patong beach area is the place to stay in Phuket. It's a $100 flight from BKK and you can see the most beautiful islands and beaches in the world. Pattaya has a dirty beach with dirty bitches! HAHA and more creepy mongers than you can shake a stick at. My recommendation is BKK for a couple days going crazy (soapy massage is a must try bucket list experience) banging all day and night, then hit Phuket, get a TLL account before you go, find a hot young sweetheart to spend some time with traveling to the islands....Enjoy!!! I'm jealous!
Hot tip of the day is find 3 or 4 girls on TLL. DON'T tell them you're planning a trip to Thailand, then when you have spent some time getting to know them online and have the ones lined up you really want to meet...Tell them you are going to come there to see them. Now they think you are flying around the world just for them. You'll be a hero!

Hey MPKid, good to see you back. Let's do it, I'll be your wingman!

Perfect!! Who's gonna pass the collection plate to fund our missionary (doggy, CG, ACG etc) trip? LOL

Thanks for all the great info I have a lot of research to do.
Is there a walking street in Phuket?
We were looking at villa's in pattaya neither of us wants to go the long time route this trip. We were looking at 300 to 500 max for a place to stay so we could have a nice place to relax in between it all. Phuket sounds much better to me I'll just have to convince my buddy, he has mongering on the mind but I wonder how long before he burns out and just wants to sit on the beach lol.

I never been to Thailand but I always think about living there

I want to again say thank you all for your advice. Thailand has been on the top of my bucket list for decades, you all have given me sound sage advice and I want you to know I've taken it all into consideration. The plan now is to spend two days in Bangkok head down to Pattaya then to Phuket to wind down before another day or two in Bangkok and home. Any more advice is welcome both on mongering and things to see do and places to eat and of course expect a trip report when I get back.

On YouTube, search for Thailand nightlife and the people making the videos have websites for new visitors. I would send you think links but I'm in a meeting at work right now

There isn't a walking street but there is an area of the Patong Beach area that has many bars and girls... then again walking street in Pattaya isn't all that. It's crowded, full of creepy drunk scum, hard core girls fighting for every dollar they can literally suck out of you and the girls are ultra high mileage....still fun and there are many many other areas of Pattaya that are less hard core (Jomtien Beach is a few min from Pattaya for example and has lots of action) but I think you'll like Phuket better. If you really want to touch all the bases maybe you can to Pattaya for 2 days (that's about all you'd want to do anyway) and then fly to Phuket.

Seriously dude I wouldn't go to Pattaya. It's dirty and the girls are super skanky and hardcore. Pretty much EVERYWHERE in Thailand is a monger's paradise, you don't have to go to Pattaya for what you're looking for. You can go there if you want, but I think it will be wasted days. MUCH better options in Bangkok and Phuket in terms of quality of the girls.

How is Pattaya too hard core?

What I mean is the girls there are just rough looking, worn out and very aggressive. There are just so many other places in Thailand that are fucking awesome, I think it's foolish to waste some of your days in dirty Pattaya instead of being in paradise.

Basically there are 2 types of girls working in Pattaya. The girl fresh from the North that look and act scared out of their minds but have no other options to make money and the same girls from a year earlier that have turned into hard core prostitutes looking for anyway they can to get you into a room so they can get paid. OK so it's much the same everywhere in Thailand but it's not so competitive in other places. If you go to Pattaya just take a walk down Soi 6 (AKA the gauntlet....YouTube Soi 6) and you will see what I mean. They will literally walk into the street and grab you and physically try to drag you into the bar. SO...it's something unique and makes you feel like a rock star until it happens every 10 feet and you can't even make it to the end of the street without being accosted to the point of total frustration and irritation. Having hot girls running up t you and grabbing you to fuck them sounds like heaven to most mongers but trust me...it's not fun having to tell them to let go of your arm over and over and over!
ThaiLoveLinks is the perfect way to have a wonderful GFE with emphasis on GF when you need a break form all the pros and Phuket is the place for that. Many of the local girls there have never traveled around to the islands or got to experience all the things we take for granted on these trips and you will have a great time taking your new Thai GF away for a couple days enjoying local food, beaches, culture and sightseeing during the day and fun filled nights with a naked 19 year old in your hotel!!! Have FUN!!!!

I recommend the JW Marriott in Bangkok for the first couple of nights (right in the center of action). 5-star hotel for $150, girl-friendly (no extra charge). I know many of you would rather save the money and have more for mongering, but the cheap luxury hotels is another great thing about Thailand

I have friends who go to Pattaya several times a year and can't get enough. It depends on the kind of person you are. If you like the sensory overload of bars, girls, music, nightlife in general, then Pattaya is your place. Actually, if you really enjoy Soi Cowboy and Nana at night, then take the bus from BKK to Pattaya because it's basically the same thing on a much larger scale.

I have trouble deciding on whom to take home when I'm given a choice of two. Surround me with 5 million girls and I'm paralyzed with indecision. Add to that the fact that I hate loud clubs and drunk foreigners and you'll know my biases. I like daytime action in BKK - soapies, Lolita's, massage joints, and whatever it is they call the Japanese and Korean places in the artist district of BKK where the girls do naughty things to your nether regions. Some time spent on ISG before the trip is a wise investment as you'll get the most recent lay of the land and learn who the current "superstars" are at the various places.

Another good daytime option in the BKK area is Ratchdipisek, which is an easy sub ride from Asoke. Lots of interesting stuff there.

I think labeling all the girls in Pattaya as "skanky and hardcore" is a touch harsh. They are really no different than the girly areas anywhere in Thailand. There's just a larger number of them in Pattaya. There are hardcore girls and fresh newbies, both having their good and bad points from a monger perspective. Phuket has the same types.

As for Phuket, when people talk about how nice it is there, I think that is generally stated as a relative comparison to Pattaya and BKK. Phuket isn't that great IMO. If you're going to go somewhere in Thailand for the quality of the beaches, it's easy to do much better.

Invest some time on ISG and TLL. That's the best advice you'll get.

Is it much easier to pick up on non-prostitutes at clubs or in the streets of Thailand compared to the states ?

MUCH MUCH easier. Girls in Thailand (and most of Asia) will respond to compliments and even a simple smile goes a long way there. If they speak English they are ALL excited to speak to you where ever and when ever you start a conversation. But TLL is still your best bet.

I'm on TLL what's ISG?

International Sex Guide http://www.internationalsexguide.info/forum/

Turns out I'm on isg as well, never used it much mainly because I haven't been able to travel. So for the Phuket section where should we stay. I know patpong is where the action is, is it also where the day trips leave from? I've found plenty of villas, just trying to figure out where they are in to relation to the action and leisure.

Most of the trips will shuttle you to the place the boats leave from as part of the package. Patpong is the place to stay. There are a zillion hotels and villas around that area.

Levels in Thailand (Bangkok)
Street Walkers
Nana Girls
Soi Cowboy
Soi Suskin (speak some Thai)
Soapy Places on Rachada
Member Clubs (PIMP, Exotica, Sky) May need to speak some thai
Uni Girls Dorm (need to know bookers very difficult more of Mia Noi -side piece situation)

best selection IMHO is Bangkok not just on the reservation (Lower Suk) but there are tons of places off that area.. you can find girls of all types even models (big pay). I tend to think the beaches attract more of the lower caste girls. Pattaya by far has more girls per square feet but quality is lower and harder to find stunners but they can be fun, beach is horrible and as some mentioned the Russians have moved in and are dicks. Phuket is more expensive but a decent beach and patong is the place to go for action little better than pattaya in quality but you do have more southern girls there and price is higher. If you want lighter skin girls you can head up to chang mai in the north but no beaches.... I would say for what you want beach wise Phuket or hua-hin would be where you want to go... if you want to pure hedonism then pattaya is pretty much 3somes ass fucking...ect.

I lived in BKK for 3 years...

Should I get a phone there just for my time in Thailand or use my current phone?

I took my personal phone using the t-mobile international plan. Data and texting was included even to the states. Calls were 20 cents a minute. Worked perfectly.

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Get a Blackberry. Every Thai girl wants a "Brackbelly" and 90% have a Blackberry and use Blackberry messenger for texting. If you really want to score points...bring 2 or 3 used BB phones from here and give them to your TLL favorites.

If you bring your regular "unlocked" phone you can buy a SIM and last time I was there they had a "tourist" plan with unlimited everything for 2 weeks and I think it was about $30. Whatever you do make SURE you pay extra for unlimited data or you will burn up your plan not even knowing you have data running in the background...like forgetting to sign out of FB or logging off TLL (ask me how I know...LOL)

Yea just make sure your phone has the 4 bands, you can slip a sim card into any phone... iphone sim cards are a little more.. do not get a sim at airport. In BKK just go to MBK 4th floor or pay a little more at a 7/11, they are now asking for passport if you are a foreigner, you can ask a local to get one for you.

I have a dual sim card phone so i dont have to keep changing back and fourth. I have an S7

I'm screwed, I've been on tinder just looking around Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket and I'm having a hard time spotting the ladyboys lol. The plastic surgeons in Thailand must be some of the best because 95% of the time I'm in shock when their profile says ladyboy and I'm going back looking close at the photos and still have a hard time believing. Watching videos on YouTube I thought it was pretty easy to spot the real from the fake but some of these ladyboys on tinder are stunning. It's also funny because most of the attractive women all start by saying I'm not a ladyboy don't ask so they must be tired of westerners like me who are having a hard time

I never been to Thailand but would you retire there?

This is my first trip but after watching so many videos on things to do and the delicious food as well as the beautiful women I'm sure I'll be going back often but no plans on retiring there.

Three days and I’m off to Thailand any last advice anyone can do think of. Also I’m trying to post some pictures but am not very tech savvy how do I find the url for photos I’ve saved

smile and don't get in a confrontation with a Thai. Oh, and don't fall in love

Yeah I've been told over and over be polite even joke with the ladyboys when trying to get away from them. No problems on the falling in love aspect this is a kid in a candy shop trip and I'm hardened enough to fall into the love struck tourist or so I hope.