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arsenthearmenian January 30th, 2014 01:28 PM

411 cute Asian Trans Girl don't get fooled
 
http://www.theeroticarchive.com/01ar...10/PHbwt9KzO7/

A buddy of mine got fooled by a transsexual in Hollywood.
He was going to kill her.
We both almost lost our jobs over this transsexual thai bitch in Hollywood.
I had to tell him to calm down he was yelling at work (AQMD in Diamond Bar). We now laugh about it.
He felt dirty and felt sick to his stomach also.
I told my friend not to fuck her but he wanted some late night pussy.

Anyway there is the link above.
If she decided to move over to the remove post op T girl from her ad please keep this in mine.

asiansam January 30th, 2014 08:12 PM

I don't get it. Her ad says she is a TS.

^^^^^^ -----So sweet & feminine asian Post-op ts------/^^^^^^ - 25

Why did your friend get all bent out of shape? He should have known what he was getting. He was "going to kill her?" For what? I know he wasn't going to really kill her (I hope), but I don't see what she did for him to even get mad at her. A tranny has the right to be a tranny, and she didn't try to fool anyone. She clearly stated what she was. What is the problem?

mahalo21 January 30th, 2014 08:42 PM

Maybe they thought TS was a table shower...:)

arsenthearmenian January 30th, 2014 09:09 PM

It was not this lady.
When some trannies do not get customers they may switch over to the regular escort section. That is what happen to my friend.

chanceforester January 30th, 2014 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asiansam (Post 70211)
I don't get it. Her ad says she is a TS.

^^^^^^ -----So sweet & feminine asian Post-op ts------/^^^^^^ - 25

Why did your friend get all bent out of shape? He should have known what he was getting. He was "going to kill her?" For what? I know he wasn't going to really kill her (I hope), but I don't see what she did for him to even get mad at her. A tranny has the right to be a tranny, and she didn't try to fool anyone. She clearly stated what she was. What is the problem?

wow, good research Sam. Kudos to you.

asiansam January 30th, 2014 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arsenthearmenian (Post 70216)
It was not this lady.
When some trannies do not get customers they may switch over to the regular escort section. That is what happen to my friend.

I see. Well, the way I read your post, I thought he had gone to see the "lady" in the ad. I can understand his reaction then, although I hope the violence references were just hyperbole.

I knew a tranny once. Back in the day of free Yahoo personals, I found an ad for an Asian TS. I think it was 1999. For some reason I wrote to her. She wrote back and after a few emails we ended up meeting at a Starbucks in Hollywood. I swear, from the outside you couldn't tell. And she was hot! I never partook, but we stayed friendly for maybe a year before she disappeared. She told me she dated guys and didn't tell them what she was. I asked her did they get mad, and warned her tricking guys could be dangerous, as some guys would go apeshit finding out in the heat of passion.

She replied that most guys were so turned on at that point that they didn't care what she had between her legs. I'll bet she must have given some killer head! Lol.

I don't know what happened to her. She was actually a nice person. She asked me out to dinner once, but I declined. I felt uncomfortable with that at the time. I would be interested to know what became of her, but she disappeared without a trace. Quit her job and everything. Oh well.

arsenthearmenian January 31st, 2014 07:59 AM

Here is the one my friend saw.
About 2 years ago.
First she was in the Transsexual area. When business was slow she switched to the regular escort section. The ad above is an old add that was used after she got caught.


http://www.theeroticarchive.com/xrp2yRGyva/

http://www.losangelessuperads.com/ma...-809-5587.aspx

southOC January 31st, 2014 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arsenthearmenian (Post 70205)
http://www.theeroticarchive.com/01ar...10/PHbwt9KzO7/

A buddy of mine got fooled by a transsexual in Hollywood.
He was going to kill her.
We both almost lost our jobs over this transsexual thai bitch in Hollywood.
I had to tell him to calm down he was yelling at work (AQMD in Diamond Bar). We now laugh about it.
He felt dirty and felt sick to his stomach also.
I told my friend not to fuck her but he wanted some late night pussy.

Anyway there is the link above.
If she decided to move over to the remove post op T girl from her ad please keep this in mine.

Your friend is a little boy This post makes me sick to my stomach. Kill a tranny? Wow how original. Grow up and get some real friends.

ichi the killer February 1st, 2014 01:47 AM

I accidentaly was with a tranny one time in Hollywood at Sawadi {RIP sawadi} I took it with a grain of salt actually. I asked the papasan on the phone "who is working?" I did not know the names. I asked for "a pretty one" I got there and the gay papasan intoduced me to "Honey" and actually she was pretty.

I got a massage some ball play [my balls:)] and a handjob till I came. I was kind of in denial that she was a tranny. I was looking into her eyes and she seemed to be trying to communicate something to me unspoken. I was not getting it.

I walked out with Honey after I came and clean up got dressed cup of water walk of shame. I was gazing at her eyes still. I noticed 2 of the other girls [real girls] were talking hush in thai and kind of looked at us and laughed a little. "Look! Its a gay biker boy! Ichi and Honey sitting in a tree. Does Ichi know Honey stands when she pee's?":D They probably whispered in thai as Honey came out with me to admire my motorcycle.

I figured it out on the way home. I was like WTF? Oh well, jokes on me. I sure busted a good nut though. Felt so good. Stress out. She was pretty and sexy. I did not try to get her clothes off. We did not kiss. It was just a oily hand job with balls massage 2 handed and it sure felt good. Honey knew how to stroke a cock and work those balls till I came. Not a rush job just a nice thorough orgasm that made my toes curl. I tipped her high like I always do. Later I was not mad. I kind of thought it was amusing. Those devious thai people. :cool:

ichi the killer February 1st, 2014 01:48 AM

I did not realize I was latent homosexual till after my 4th date with Honey.:)

ichi the killer February 1st, 2014 01:50 AM

Just kidding. ichi is a straight shooter. Except when Tricky Thai Ladyboy confuses Ichi. Thats why I like Korean places. You hardly ever find Korean ladyboys at Momo or New Total Health

Ravzayan February 1st, 2014 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arsenthearmenian (Post 70223)
Here is the one my friend saw.
About 2 years ago.
First she was in the Transsexual area. When business was slow she switched to the regular escort section. The ad above is an old add that was used after she got caught.


http://www.theeroticarchive.com/xrp2yRGyva/

http://www.losangelessuperads.com/ma...-809-5587.aspx

The phone number attached to this ad has multiple providers. Some declaredly TS and some appear fully females with yet others unclear.

arsenthearmenian February 1st, 2014 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ravzayan (Post 70236)
The phone number attached to this ad has multiple providers. Some declaredly TS and some appear fully females with yet others unclear.

Well my friend was tricked.
I told him to investigate.
Oh well it was about 3 years ago.
I never seen him so pissed in my life.

But hey that is what you do when you think with your dick. LOL!

chanceforester February 1st, 2014 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ichi the killer (Post 70231)
I did not realize I was latent homosexual till after my 4th date with Honey.:)

Absolutely hilarious. There was a Samoan "chick" in Hawaii once that I almost took nearly 20 years ago. I picked her up off the street. Tight pink mini skirt, great ass...really. As I was talking to her a bro I knew came up and led me away. So, later I took a Portagee chick. Much later in the night I passed down an alley and saw the Samoan sucking off some other poor haole guy....LOL!

Hugh G. Rexion February 1st, 2014 05:49 PM

The funniest run in with TS was when I had garage sale at my mom's house and my kids were helping me with it and a 6ft 6 tranny gets out of its car and starts browsing around. Fully dressed in heals and make up on a saturday morning....he/she bought a few things and split and we all sorta lol'd and said what was that.

hornyag101 February 1st, 2014 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ichi the killer (Post 70230)
I accidentaly was with a tranny one time in Hollywood at Sawadi {RIP sawadi} I took it with a grain of salt actually. I asked the papasan on the phone "who is working?" I did not know the names. I asked for "a pretty one" I got there and the gay papasan intoduced me to "Honey" and actually she was pretty.

I got a massage some ball play [my balls:)] and a handjob till I came. I was kind of in denial that she was a tranny. I was looking into her eyes and she seemed to be trying to communicate something to me unspoken. I was not getting it.

I walked out with Honey after I came and clean up got dressed cup of water walk of shame. I was gazing at her eyes still. I noticed 2 of the other girls [real girls] were talking hush in thai and kind of looked at us and laughed a little. "Look! Its a gay biker boy! Ichi and Honey sitting in a tree. Does Ichi know Honey stands when she pee's?":D They probably whispered in thai as Honey came out with me to admire my motorcycle.

I figured it out on the way home. I was like WTF? Oh well, jokes on me. I sure busted a good nut though. Felt so good. Stress out. She was pretty and sexy. I did not try to get her clothes off. We did not kiss. It was just a oily hand job with balls massage 2 handed and it sure felt good. Honey knew how to stroke a cock and work those balls till I came. Not a rush job just a nice thorough orgasm that made my toes curl. I tipped her high like I always do. Later I was not mad. I kind of thought it was amusing. Those devious thai people. :cool:

That line made me laugh so loud the GF asked me what was so funny and came over to take a look. You almost got me busted Ichi but luckily I was able to scramble, close the tab and open the joke my cousin sent me in an email. I am still chuckling and she thinks I am odd as the joke wasn't that funny to her to elicit such a loud laugh.

Here is the joke that saved my bacon:

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN!

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

arsenthearmenian February 3rd, 2014 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hornyag101 (Post 70252)
That line made me laugh so loud the GF asked me what was so funny and came over to take a look. You almost got me busted Ichi but luckily I was able to scramble, close the tab and open the joke my cousin sent me in an email. I am still chuckling and she thinks I am odd as the joke wasn't that funny to her to elicit such a loud laugh.

Here is the joke that saved my bacon:

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN!

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.


Than was pretty good.

NicetoKnow February 5th, 2014 11:38 AM

Can a male Post-Op TS have his "Y" Chromosome removed and replaced with the "X" Chromosome he would need to become a she? (Just saying...)

ichi the killer February 8th, 2014 02:27 AM

Technically no. Can't replace Y chromosome with X. There are different shades of masculine and feminine though. I have known some very tough masculine type women. My first wife was sexy and pretty but also she was a fighter. She loved combat. She was very good at fighting. Not afraid of any opponent. In contrast I have known some very bitchy feminine type men also.

chanceforester February 8th, 2014 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ichi the killer (Post 70388)
Technically no. Can't lace Y chromosome with x. There are different shades of masculine and feminine though. I have known some very tough masculine type women. My first wife was sexy and pretty but also she was a fighter. She loved combat. She was very good at fighting. Not afraid of any opponent. In contrast I have known some very bitchy feminine type men also.

Oh just thhhhtop it Ichi.....

Workswithwood February 18th, 2014 11:35 AM

Ichi,
You are always too Funny, Thanks for the laughs. LOL, LOL

ReeperBahn February 22nd, 2014 06:25 PM

figures the angry violent guy works at aqmd. its either that, or DWP employees who are creepy violent types

deezguy February 28th, 2014 10:26 PM

Big Bob
 
Maybe if Big Bob from Harold and Kumar II says it cool...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R4k2ZjketOk

hornyag101 February 28th, 2014 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deezguy (Post 70710)
Maybe if Big Bob from Harold and Kumar II says it cool...

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R4k2ZjketOk

Maybe I am a sick fucker but that movie made me LOL, dick meat sandwiches make me puke though, glad I am not in jail :p


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