411 cute Asian Trans Girl don't get fooled
http://www.theeroticarchive.com/01ar...10/PHbwt9KzO7/
A buddy of mine got fooled by a transsexual in Hollywood. He was going to kill her. We both almost lost our jobs over this transsexual thai bitch in Hollywood. I had to tell him to calm down he was yelling at work (AQMD in Diamond Bar). We now laugh about it. He felt dirty and felt sick to his stomach also. I told my friend not to fuck her but he wanted some late night pussy. Anyway there is the link above. If she decided to move over to the remove post op T girl from her ad please keep this in mine. |
I don't get it. Her ad says she is a TS.
^^^^^^ -----So sweet & feminine asian Post-op ts------/^^^^^^ - 25 Why did your friend get all bent out of shape? He should have known what he was getting. He was "going to kill her?" For what? I know he wasn't going to really kill her (I hope), but I don't see what she did for him to even get mad at her. A tranny has the right to be a tranny, and she didn't try to fool anyone. She clearly stated what she was. What is the problem? |
Maybe they thought TS was a table shower...:)
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It was not this lady.
When some trannies do not get customers they may switch over to the regular escort section. That is what happen to my friend. |
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I knew a tranny once. Back in the day of free Yahoo personals, I found an ad for an Asian TS. I think it was 1999. For some reason I wrote to her. She wrote back and after a few emails we ended up meeting at a Starbucks in Hollywood. I swear, from the outside you couldn't tell. And she was hot! I never partook, but we stayed friendly for maybe a year before she disappeared. She told me she dated guys and didn't tell them what she was. I asked her did they get mad, and warned her tricking guys could be dangerous, as some guys would go apeshit finding out in the heat of passion. She replied that most guys were so turned on at that point that they didn't care what she had between her legs. I'll bet she must have given some killer head! Lol. I don't know what happened to her. She was actually a nice person. She asked me out to dinner once, but I declined. I felt uncomfortable with that at the time. I would be interested to know what became of her, but she disappeared without a trace. Quit her job and everything. Oh well. |
Here is the one my friend saw.
About 2 years ago. First she was in the Transsexual area. When business was slow she switched to the regular escort section. The ad above is an old add that was used after she got caught. http://www.theeroticarchive.com/xrp2yRGyva/ http://www.losangelessuperads.com/ma...-809-5587.aspx |
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I accidentaly was with a tranny one time in Hollywood at Sawadi {RIP sawadi} I took it with a grain of salt actually. I asked the papasan on the phone "who is working?" I did not know the names. I asked for "a pretty one" I got there and the gay papasan intoduced me to "Honey" and actually she was pretty.
I got a massage some ball play [my balls:)] and a handjob till I came. I was kind of in denial that she was a tranny. I was looking into her eyes and she seemed to be trying to communicate something to me unspoken. I was not getting it. I walked out with Honey after I came and clean up got dressed cup of water walk of shame. I was gazing at her eyes still. I noticed 2 of the other girls [real girls] were talking hush in thai and kind of looked at us and laughed a little. "Look! Its a gay biker boy! Ichi and Honey sitting in a tree. Does Ichi know Honey stands when she pee's?":D They probably whispered in thai as Honey came out with me to admire my motorcycle. I figured it out on the way home. I was like WTF? Oh well, jokes on me. I sure busted a good nut though. Felt so good. Stress out. She was pretty and sexy. I did not try to get her clothes off. We did not kiss. It was just a oily hand job with balls massage 2 handed and it sure felt good. Honey knew how to stroke a cock and work those balls till I came. Not a rush job just a nice thorough orgasm that made my toes curl. I tipped her high like I always do. Later I was not mad. I kind of thought it was amusing. Those devious thai people. :cool: |
I did not realize I was latent homosexual till after my 4th date with Honey.:)
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Just kidding. ichi is a straight shooter. Except when Tricky Thai Ladyboy confuses Ichi. Thats why I like Korean places. You hardly ever find Korean ladyboys at Momo or New Total Health
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I told him to investigate. Oh well it was about 3 years ago. I never seen him so pissed in my life. But hey that is what you do when you think with your dick. LOL! |
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The funniest run in with TS was when I had garage sale at my mom's house and my kids were helping me with it and a 6ft 6 tranny gets out of its car and starts browsing around. Fully dressed in heals and make up on a saturday morning....he/she bought a few things and split and we all sorta lol'd and said what was that.
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Here is the joke that saved my bacon: LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN! The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.' The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'. Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.' Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him. Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.' The teacher sat down and cried. |
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Than was pretty good. |
Can a male Post-Op TS have his "Y" Chromosome removed and replaced with the "X" Chromosome he would need to become a she? (Just saying...)
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Technically no. Can't replace Y chromosome with X. There are different shades of masculine and feminine though. I have known some very tough masculine type women. My first wife was sexy and pretty but also she was a fighter. She loved combat. She was very good at fighting. Not afraid of any opponent. In contrast I have known some very bitchy feminine type men also.
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Ichi,
You are always too Funny, Thanks for the laughs. LOL, LOL |
figures the angry violent guy works at aqmd. its either that, or DWP employees who are creepy violent types
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Big Bob
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