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MPkid January 31st, 2015 04:11 PM

All of the girls I have met on SA have jobs...(not very good ones...but they have jobs) and are looking for some financial help. They don't want a loser BF that fucks them and doesn't help financially but you can't just go out and look for a BF and say your requirement is that he is not a deadbeat....except on these SA type of websites. Here is a funny one....This is an actual series of messages I got today from a 39 year old Asian hottie. She is beautiful...but she is 39...keep that in mind while reading this...

My opening message:
On paper...you sound too good to be true! LOL We are in similar places in life and maybe we can come to an arrangement we can both benefit from. I'm "MPKid". I would love a chance to get to know you more. We seem to be looking for the same type of arrangement. Send me a text 714-XXX-XXXX and maybe we can meet and see where this goes

Her reply:
Hello MPKid! My name is Mo. Thank you for contacting me, and the very nice compliment :) Please forgive me for such a late response but I've been a bit busier than usual and haven't had the time to visit the site for quite a while now. If you are still looking I would love to see if we could be right for each other, because from reading your profile it seems like we may be searching for the same thing. I have your number but wanted to make sure you were still interested in getting to know me and if our expectations are in line with one another before I sent you a text. Weekday afternoons would be ideal for me. My schedule would allow me to meet once or twice a week. And since I am looking for only one special sugar daddy I'm looking for a minimum monthly allowance of $5000. Let me know and I will be in contact. Take care :)

My Reply....

I was right!!! Too good to be true. LOL. I'm in the minor leagues but you need a major league sugar daddy! Good luck to you and all the best with your search.

There you go folks...A true NON-Whore. Wait...you disagree? She wants $5000 a month so she MUST be a big time WHORE with a capitol W you say???? I disagree!! If she was a whore she would know her 39 year old baby maker is worth $200 a pop tops! Being a naive Asian chick without a clue as to what the open pussy market will bare she thinks $5000 a month is the place to start. She failed to realize if gold is $1250 an ounce you can't sell it for $8000, If gas is $2.50 a gallon you can't sell it for $47 and if 22 year old Korean model pussy sells for $250 an hour....you can't get $5000 for 39 year old cooch. Proof positive that she therefore is not a whore. She's just a delusional lady with unrealistic expectations that believes she is worth (at the very least) $625 per session if you see her twice a week!
You'll have better luck with a 20 year old that makes minimum wage and thinks $1000 is a lot of money! LOL

Hugh G. Rexion January 31st, 2015 05:25 PM

If she sticks to the one sugar daddy at a time rule then she is not a whore. If 3 of us email her and simultaneously tried to set something up and she agreed to meet all of us she would instantly be a whore because now she is in business. Of course this business would have to exist in an alternative universe cause none of us are going to pay her that.

There are many profiles that state don't contact me if you just want sex. I bet 99% of the guys on there just want sex or want to do the minimum of a relationship lol

I cant even see the guy ads on there...what do they represent that they want? A lot of these girls want the "Pretty Woman" fantasy with the rich business man but Im sure that Richard Gere guy is like trying to find a needle in haystack.

willb January 31st, 2015 08:19 PM

This thread is getting lost in bs ... Just because some fool (jackchat) tried to rain(piss) on guys who use SA. Now everyone is trying to define what a whore is. I guess it's my turn.

1. If your primary source of income is earned from fuckingU, you're a whore.
2. If your a student asking for money for tuition and have less than 12 units,you're a whore.
3. If your a housewife with no kids, no job and your husband gives you an allowance, you're a whore.
4. Skipping the number four in honor of the Chinese hj queens.
5. If your a Korean MILF. And you drive a Lexus Rx300 or Toyota Camary . And you commute to a job in the IE, you're a whore.
6. If you arrived from China 6 months ago without a job and no savings, and now your looking for a space to open a massage palor, you're a whore.
7. If your walking on Harbor blvd. In the OC late at night and your not coming from Disneyland,you're a whore.
8. If your walking near the LA Coliseum
Anytime day or night, and a guy in a purple cross colors suit is watching over you, you're a whore with a pimp stuck in the 80's.
9. If your a female(Not including wives) living in So Cal , and you know MPkid......

MPkid January 31st, 2015 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by willb (Post 77483)
9. If your a female(Not including wives) living in So Cal , and you know MPkid......

That's pretty fucked up to not include wives when mentioning me and whores in the same sentence!! I'm not against paying your wife for sex! You should know that about me by now!!! One of the first meet and greets I went on from SA was with someone's wife...she was DTF but I was just not willing to pony up the cost to be the boss!!! LOL

asiansam January 31st, 2015 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by camp (Post 77480)
CNN's Lisa Ling showed some SA subscribers who got a connection with some girl and give them money but without sex....

They should be drummed out of the Monger Army, stripped of all rep points, and turned out into the desert like Chuck Connors in "Branded."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKmJPnAGUJk

asiansam January 31st, 2015 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by willb (Post 77483)
1. If your primary source of income is earned from fuckingU, you're a whore.
2. If your a student asking for money for tuition and have less than 12 units,you're a whore.
3. If your a housewife with no kids, no job and your husband gives you an allowance, you're a whore.
4. Skipping the number four in honor of the Chinese hj queens.
5. If your a Korean MILF. And you drive a Lexus Rx300 or Toyota Camary . And you commute to a job in the IE, you're a whore.
6. If you arrived from China 6 months ago without a job and no savings, and now your looking for a space to open a massage palor, you're a whore.
7. If your walking on Harbor blvd. In the OC late at night and your not coming from Disneyland,you're a whore.
8. If your walking near the LA Coliseum
Anytime day or night, and a guy in a purple cross colors suit is watching over you, you're a whore with a pimp stuck in the 80's.
9. If your a female(Not including wives) living in So Cal , and you know MPkid......

That was some funny shit, Willb! I especially liked the one about stuck in the 80's with a pimp!

Damn! Thinking back, the hobby was a whole lot different in the 70's and 80's. Thank God for the Asian Invasion!

chanceforester February 1st, 2015 08:10 AM

I just think potentially all women are whores. They use us and we use them.

willb February 1st, 2015 12:38 PM

LOL... MPKid say it ain't so. Fucking wives also. You get more action than over worked porn star.



Quote:

Originally Posted by MPkid (Post 77484)
That's pretty fucked up to not include wives when mentioning me and whores in the same sentence!! I'm not against paying your wife for sex! You should know that about me by now!!! One of the first meet and greets I went on from SA was with someone's wife...she was DTF but I was just not willing to pony up the cost to be the boss!!! LOL


willb February 1st, 2015 12:40 PM

I second that .. Thank the gods for the Asian whores..


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Originally Posted by asiansam (Post 77487)
That was some funny shit, Willb! I especially liked the one about stuck in the 80's with a pimp!

Damn! Thinking back, the hobby was a whole lot different in the 70's and 80's. Thank God for the Asian Invasion!


Lector February 1st, 2015 06:19 PM

women want, need to be taken care of. There's no black and white, only differences in emotional attachment. I'd say a wife who doesn't love her husband but for his money is more of a whore than the FIT student who needed a mattress.


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