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| November 17th, 2014 03:00 AM | ||
| DMan5000 |
Dude!!! I can tell you are really, really, really and I mean really new to this and I'm not just talking about about just mongering either. Just take a deep breath, let it out and relax. It is the girl's job to make you cum and take the tissue, towel or condom after you blow your load. They are not storing it anywhere and your boys were sent to the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Believe it or not this is a great time in you life starting mongering and years from now you will laugh just like alot of guys were after they read your post. With that said, happy mongering and don't be afraid to ask question. |
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| November 17th, 2014 02:21 AM | ||
| DMan5000 |
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| November 10th, 2014 09:30 PM | ||
| chanceforester |
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Please check your cell phone and credit card receipts: WE have been tracking you. Your semen is important to us, but your on-line usage is more important. We have fathered several children from your seed already. We have also collected your vital personal information and have purchased several undisclosed islands with your credit information. Please immediately check our LifeLock account. Enter the code "Putin Commie Bastard" for a discount. This has been a public service announcement of the former Socialist Republic of the Slovakian/Mongolian enterprise for world domination/peace. Your calls will be directed to a fax machine.... |
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| November 10th, 2014 06:32 PM | ||
| MPkid | Better go back and see her and give her $500. Tell her just in case she gets pregnant anytime soon she will have the abortion money ready. Then you can bare back fuck her all you want because she already has the abortion money in the bank!! Damn...do I have to teach all you young mongers the proper protocol? My other best kept secret is...are you ready... better take notes!!!....bring your ATF Starbucks. Drop 2 RU486 (morning after pills) into her caramel frappachino THEN proceed to bare back fuck her and go home and sleep comfortably without any worries. Also a good option is to play the odds...when she says "Hey Lawyer boy! I'm knocked up!" Just say..."It can't be mine...I had testicular cancer and my sperm count is so low I couldn't get a Mexican pregnant!" Odds are she will move to the next guy on the list of many that has cum in or near her! Then your final "Hail Mary" option is to call the bitches bluff. Just say "Oh honey that's great I really want to have this baby but we should get married first! Then proceed to bare back fuck her every day for free for the next 2 weeks....just before you take her to get your marriage license push the button on your dash that disables the passenger side airbag (If you have an old POS car that doesn't have this feature...rent a car that does) go get the license and on the way home...plow into the freeway abutment going 70+ You won't even need a Lawyer cuz you're almost one yourself and besides who is going to charge a 22 year old kid that was in a terrible accident while coming home from the county clerks office with a fresh marriage license and his pregnant wife. Bonus if you can get her a life insurance policy...you know..."for the baby" a week or so before the "Accident". Then take the insurance money go to the local MP and proceed to bareback fuck every girl there because now you have experience, money and several viable options to get you out of any LAME trap the bitch tries to spring on your smart ass! | |
| November 10th, 2014 05:37 PM | ||
| jen6942 |
Herbal, Feel bad for you, buddy. Same thing happened to me 20 years ago in SF. She promised she would throw away my jizz and I believed her. Nine months later I got the call. She got my name from my wallet. I was now a father. Cost me hundreds of thousands in child support since then. Thank god the kid is now an adult and I am finally off the hook now. But your nightmare is just starting. Good luck brother. Get a good job and start saving now! We must get the word out about this very common problem so others don't have to go through the same thing. Tens of thousands of mongers fall victim to this scam every year! |
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| November 8th, 2014 11:36 PM | ||
| dj110 | Dude! You really fucked up. I used to have the same exact concerns. But I no longer worry and have figured out a way to fix this really prevalent problem at massage parlors. Right after she jerks me off to completion no matter if it's my jizz in a tissue. All over her hands, on her stomach or tits. I just tell that bitch " don't even think about sticking that jizz up your snatch, because I'm HIV positive". Then as a bit of concern comes over her face, I say "oops, did I say HIV, I mean full blown AIDS". Shit works everytime. | |
| November 8th, 2014 08:27 PM | ||
| herbaltea92 | I swear I am not trolling and that I legitimately concerned | |
| November 8th, 2014 07:22 PM | ||
| asiansam |
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| November 8th, 2014 07:21 PM | ||
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| November 8th, 2014 07:20 PM | ||
| MPkid | I wish I knew who she was....I'll be an easy target. She wouldn't have to use a turkey baster I will just give it to her bareback and blast a big load right up the ol birth canal! Why fear pregnancy when we have HIV, Herpes, Warts and Ebola to fear!!! Last time I checked there has never been a report of a guy dying for pregnancy! | |
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