True experiences w/ providers that have cracked me up -
1. Provider asking her co-worker how her (the one asking) spells her alias name.
2. Provider telling me "I choose you, but I need to know where your friend really works." Who asked her to choose? We want to share her. Does she really choose me or is she interested more in my friend.
3. Provider telling me during a special session at her apartment after we've done practically EVERYTHING we could do except the penetration, "We can't have sex. You are too big." Told her I'm not, I'm average. "I don't have sex with American yet in this country", was her 2nd excuse.
4. Provider telling me after DFKing me, taking off my briefs, kissing my joystick, "You're the only one I do this for." She had known me only a minute or 2.
5. Provider farting during sex & said, "Sorry." Didn't put this in my review for her sake.
6. Provider saying I don't give out my phone number & 5 minutes later offering it to me.
7. Provider telling me she doesn't date customers - found out later, she is married & her husband was a customer.
8. Provider saying, "I didn't kiss you when you here before." I held my ground, so she changed her story, "Okay, but I didn't kiss you a lot."
9. Provider saying I was tickling her when sucking her melons. On previous visits she was moaning with pleasure. Maybe she got a new boyfriend & felt guilty.
What are your experiences?