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Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Terminology

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W

A - A - A

AC/DC - Bisexual

AGATE - A small penis

AKA -Also Known As

AMP - Asian Massage Parlor

ANALINGUS - Kissing, licking and penetration of the anus by the tongue (aka Asian, Rimming)

ANUS - The opening of the rectum

AROUND THE WORLD - The act of kissing the entire body as a prelude to sex

ASS - The buttocks

ASSHOLE - The anus

ATF - All Time Favorite

AUTO-SADISM - An act whereby one inflicts pain on oneself

AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.

ABC = american born chinese

ABJ = american born japanese

Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.

AMP = Asian Massage Parlor

Analingus = licking anus

AO = Asian Only. AO AMP = AMP servicing Asian clients only

Asian = analingus

Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting

ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup

ATF = all time favorite

ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.

Attempts = trying to orgasm

Aunt Flo = menstruation, period

AUXILIARY INTERCOURSE - Sexual climax achieved by moving the erect penis back and forth in the armpit

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B - B - B

BACK SCUTTLE- Perform anal intercourse (aka Backdoor or Greek)

BAG- The scrotum

BACK YARD - The buttocks

BALLS - The testicles

BARE BACK BLOW JOB (BBBJ) - oral sex with out a condom (aka French without)

BOY FRIEND EXPERIENCE (BFE) - client who treats the provider more like a date. This is a more intimate session with talking, kissing, lots of touching, fondling, mutual pleasure and this is best achieved during a two or more hour session.

BI-SEXUAL- One who enjoys both sexes

BLIND - An uncircumcised penis

BLOW - To perform oral intercourse

BLOW JOB (BJ) - The act of oral intercourse

BLUE BALLS - Severe need to experience sexual orgasm

BLUE MOVIES - Porno movies

BOOBS - Female breast

BONKERS -Female breast

BRONCO - Young male who is difficult to restrain during intercourse

BUNS- The buttocks

B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised

Babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian

Balloons = breast implants

BB = bareback = without condom

BTW = by the way

BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom, beebeebeejay

BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)

BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth

BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit

BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow

BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial

BBFS = bare back sex

BBK = big beautiful knockers

BBW = big beautiful woman

BCD = behind closed doors

BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.

BF = boy friend

BFE = boy friend experience

Birdwatching = BBBJTCWS

BLS = ball licking and sucking

Blue Jay = blow job

Blue Pill = Viagra

BSB = bus stop babe

Butter Face = everything looks good, but her face

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C - C - C

CANDY MAKER -A woman who masturbates a male and swallows the ejaculated semen

CIRCUMCISION-When foreskin of the penis is surgically removed

CLAP-Gonorrhea or other venereal disease

CLIMAX - To reach the high point of sexual activity. Usually refers to male ejaculation

CLIT-The clitoris

CLITORIS - -Female genitalia

COCK -The penis

COCKTEASER-One who sexually stimulates a male but does not carry on to actual sexual relations

COLD - Does not respond to sexual stimulation

COME --To achieve sexual orgasm

CONDOM -Rubber sheath worn on the penis

CORONA- -Rim of flesh which forms the base of the head of penis

COWGIRL -Girl On Top

CRABS -Lice which infect the pubic area of the body

CRUISE-The hunt for a sex partner

CUNNILINGUS-Stimulating a woman's genitals with your mouth (aka muff diving, oral sex, licking or munching)

CUM -Semen

CUNT -The vagina

Cash and Dash = ROB who takes your money and runs

CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom

CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less

CD = cross dresser

CDS = covered doggy style

CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom

CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you

CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club

CIM = cum in mouth

CL = craigslist.org

CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde

CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.

Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you

Cover = condom

Cups of Coffee = releases = orgasms

Cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers

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D - D - D

DAISY CHAIN - A group sex activity in which there is a linking of several people by oral connections

DATY - Dining At The Y (Stimulating a woman's genitals with your mouth (aka muff diving, oral sex, licking or munching)

DFK - Deep French Kissing

DERRIERE- The buttocks

DICK- The penis

DIDDLE- To perform masturbation

DOG - An unattractive person

Doggie Style -Sexual position used by canines - male is behind female and pushes penis into vigina

DONG - The penis

DOSE- Gonorrhea or other venereal disease

DRY FUCK- Moving against on another, clothed. To simulate intercourse

DAP = digital anal probe = finger in anus

DATO = dining at the o = analingus

DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus

DS = doggy style

DSL = dick sucking lips

Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you

DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)

DDG = drop dead gorgeous

DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)

DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl

DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth

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E - E - E

EAT- To perform oral intercourse

EJACULATION- Discharge of cum from the penis during sexual climax

ERECTION - The sexual aroused state caused by a rush of blood into the veins and capillaries of the penis

Escort = a temporary companion for hire

EXHIBITIONIST- person who derives sexual gratification by displaying his body to others

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F - F - F

FAMILY JEWELS-The testicles

FELLATIO- To kiss, nibble, lick or suck the penis (aka blow Job, oral sex)

FETISH - An object or part of the body which is normally considered non-sexual but which arouses erotic feelings such as leather, rubber, fair, feet, panties, etc.

FISTING-Inserting your entire hand into your partner's vagina or anus

FLAGELLATION - Beating or whipping to sexual orgasm

FRENCH-To perform oral intercourse

FRENCH KISSING- deep kissing on the mouth and with the tongue

FULL BODY SENSUAL MASSAGE (FBSM) - Massage and hand job

FULL HOUSE - Having more than one venereal disease at the same time

FULL SERVICE (F/S) - Sexual Intercourse

FBSM = full body sensual massage

FIA = finger in ass

Fire and Ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice

FIR = finger in rear

FIV = finger in vagina

FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.

FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.

FOV = finger outside vagina

FS = full service = BJ + Sex

FUAD = face up ass down

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G - G - G

GANG BANG - Group sex where one is fucked consecutively by many

GENITALS- The human reproductive organs

GET IT UP-To achieve an erect penis

GET SOME - To attain sexual intercourse with someone

GET YOUR ROCKS OFF- To ejaculate

GIVE HEAD- To perform oral intercourse

GO DOWN ON- To perform oral intercourse

GIRL FRIEND EXPERIENCE (GFE)- veryone has a different interpretation of this term but in general, a GFE is a more intimate session provided by an escort. She usually allows french kissing, touching, looks deeply in your eyes. The blow job is usually without a condom, she does not rush or watch the clock. She is friendly, sweet, accommodating and a good conversationalist. This escort is more like a date/girl friend.

GOLDEN SHOWER-One person urinates on another for sexual pleasure

GOOSE - Press a finger into the cleavage of the buttocks

GREEK -To perform anal intercourse

GROPE- To handle another's genitals

G-STRING- A small brief worn over the genitals

GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG

GFE lite = light GFE, girlfriend experience with CBJ

GFE++ = RBGFE with extras (like CIM,swallow,greek)

GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor

GND = girl next door

Greek = anal sex, back door

GS = golden shower = urination play

GSM = g-spot massage

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H - H - H

Half & Half -This is both oral sex and intercourse

HAND JOB (HJ)- hen one partner uses their hands to masturbate another person

HARD ON - An erect penis

HARD UP-Lack of sexual activity and need for a sex partner

HETROSEXUAL - One who desires sex only with the opposite sex

HORNY- Desire and need to have sex

HORSE AROUND- To explore sexually without engaging in intercourse

HOT PANTS- Sexually aroused

HUNG-To describe the size of a large penis

happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage

hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty

Hat = condom

HDH = high dollar hottie

HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release

HH = half hour

HM = high mileage

HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven

HWP = height and weight proportionate

hooker = prostitute

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I - I - I

Incall - You the client go to the provider's location

ISO = in search of

IMPOTENT - Unable to engage in sexual intercourse

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J - J - J

JACK OFF-To masturbat

JERK OFF-To masturbat

JOHN - One who financially supports another for sex favors

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K - K - K

KICKS -Sexual thrills

KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE except with CBJ

kitty = vagina

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L - L - L

LACE CURTAINS -The foreskin of the penis

LAY -To perform sexual intercourse

LE-Law Enforcement

LIBIDO -Sexual appetite

LOAD -The fluid from an ejaculation

Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.

LD = lap dance

LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)

LE = ellie = law enforcement

LK = light kissing, closed mouth

LOS = land of smiles = Thailand

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M - M - M

MAKE OUT-To succeed sexually

MASOCHISM -here sexual gratification is achieved by pain

MASTURBATION-Manual manipulation of genitals

MISSIONARY-he male is on top during intercourse

MATINEE-A sex session in the afternoon

MUTUAL MASTURBATION -Where partners manipulate each other's genitals

Mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor

MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club

MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG

MILF = mom I'd like to f-ck

Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District

Missionary = man on top, girl on back

Mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair

MP = massage parlor, MP = multiple pops = multiple releases

MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club

MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases

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N - N - N

NARCISSISM -One who is stimulated by one's own body

NECK-To embrace, kiss and fondle

NUTS -The testicles

NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club

non-pro = civilian, not a professional provider

NP = no problem

NSA = no strings attached

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O - O - O

OLD DIRT ROAD -Using the anus for intercourse

ONE WAY-ill perform only one type of sexual activity

ORGASM -The peak of sensation during sexual activity

Outcal -he provider comes to your location

OWO = oral without condom

OWOTC = oral without condom to completion

OP = original poster, original post

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P - P - P

PEARL DIVER -One who performs oral sex on the penis

PEARL NECKLACE-Ejaculate on breasts

PECKER -The penis

PEDERASTY-Insertion of the penis into the anus

PEEPING TOM-A voyeur

PENIS -The male sex organ

PERVERT -One who receives sexual gratification from kinky sex acts

PETER-The penis

PHALLUS-The penis

PISS HARD ON -An erect penis caused by the need to urinate

POKE-To engage in sexual intercourse

PRE-CUM JUICE -Natural lubrication which is released from the penis

PROSTATE-Glands located at the base of urethra which eject semen

PT -A prick teaser

PUSSY-Vagina

P2P = private to private, typically uncovered, rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration

papasan = male manager of a massage parlor

party hat = condom

PIV = penis in vagina

PL = Pathetic Loser

PM = prostate massage or private message (inbox)

PO = phone operator (for making appointments)

PS = private show (Dance)

PSE = Porn Star Experience

PV = private viewing (Dance)

PYT = pretty young thing

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Q - Q - Q

QUICKIE -A very brief sex act

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R - R - R

RECTUM -The tube between the colon and the anus

RIM-o use the tongue on the anus

ROD-The penis

RUBBER -A condom

RUSSIAN -penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck

RB = myredbook.com

RBGFE = myRedBook's definintion of GFE (BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG)

Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away

Reverse massage = you massage her

Rimming = analingus

RMP = Russian Massage Parlor

ROB = Rip Off Bitch

Roman shower = vomit play

RPG = role playing games

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S - S - S

SADISM-Sexual stimulation associated with the desire to inflict pain, physical or mental on another

SADOMASOCHISM -Both sadism and masochism existing in the same person

SCORE-To achieve sexual intercourse

SEMEN -The fluid produced during ejaculation of the male

SHOOT -To achieve orgasm

SIXTY-NINE-Genital oral intercourse performed by both partners simultaneously

SODOMY-The insertion of the penis into the anus

SPERM-The fluid that erupts from the penis during ejaculation

STALLION-A male who possesses a very large penis

STRAIGHT-A heterosexual

SUCK OFF -To perform oral intercourse on the penis

SWITCH HITTER-A bi-sexual

SC = Strip Club

Self-Service = you masturbate

SF = San Francisco

Shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer

SO = significant other

SOG = shot on goal = one release

SOMF = sat on my face

South of the Border = gential region

Southern France = BBBJ

SP = Service Provider

SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA

Spanish = ATM = ass to mouth

Spinner = very petite, thin girl

Starfish = anus, or girl that is unresponsive in bed

STD = sexually transmitted disease

Stroll = path frequented by street walkers

SW = street walker

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T - T - T

TESTICLES -The male reproductive glands

TRICK -A sex partner

TG = transgender

TGTBT = too good to be true

TIA = thanks in advance

Tina = crystal meth

TJ = Tijuana

TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave

TLC = tender loving care

TLD = topless lap dance

Tossing Salad = analingus

Trip to islands = greek = anal sex

Troll = rude and hideous PL

Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum

TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.

TS = transexual

TUMA = tongue up my ass

TV = transvestite

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V - V - V

VACUUM CLEANER -ne who applies great suction during oral sex

VAGINA -Orifice of female sex organs

VERSATILE -Bi-sexual

VOYEUR-One who gains sexual satisfaction from watching others undressing or engaged in sexual acts

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W - W - W

WATER SPORTS -Sex play involving urine. (aka piss play or Golden Shower)

WHAM BAM ->Rapid and hurried sexual activity

WIENER - -The penis

WORK OFF-To masturbate

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Y - Y - Y

Your Mileage May Vary (YMMV) -Providers may do certain things with one client but not with another. Also, what you expect from a provider may be different to that of another client.

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