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November 4th, 2016, 05:52 PM
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SPACE ALIEN PREDICTS TRUMP LANDSLIDE!
Donald Trump has secured the coveted endorsement of the Washington space alien P’Lod, who predicts Trump will win in a landslide!
“No candidate has been elected President without the alien’s support since the Gipper in 1980,” notes prominent UFO investigator Kelvin Boxworthy.
“This is great news for the Trump campaign, and the nation of America,” said Vladimir Putin.
P’Lod predicted that Trump will win 525 electoral votes and carry 49 states with 79% of the popular vote in Tuesday’s election.
If history is any guide, word of P’Lod’s endorsement will nudge the undecided voters into Trump's camp – and Democratic voters will follow suit, giving Trump a resounding victory.
The dramatic development, delighted the Trump camp and caps a roller-coaster campaign, highlighted by the highly negative Clinton campaign and her boring convention.
“Hillary Clinton is devastated by this news,” said Huma Abedin. “But at least she knows how this will turn out on Tuesday night.”
P’Lod announced his long-anticipated decision in a closed-door meeting with Trump in Cleveland, Ohio. Reportedly the alien provided Trump with his own plans for getting the economy going again and wiping out terrorism.
According to an eyewitness, “After, the alien warmly shook Donald Trump's hand and said “America needs a president who never drinks alcohol and has a real “cool” wife. The alien reportedly said that Melania Trump was “worth abducting and bringing back to my planet.”
The mysterious extraterrestrial hails from Sirius B and has often been described as the “worst kept secret in Washington.”
Although P’Lod’s presence on Earth is officially “highly classified,” 83 U.S. Senators have photos of themselves proudly posing with the ambassador from space on the walls of their offices.
P’Lod first backed Ronald Reagan in 1980 and has backed every winning president since. He backed Barack Obama in 2008, but feels that “change has not come quick enough” and that Barack Obama has “let me down.” P’Lod has visited the White House 96 times since 2008 – and was actually in the situation helping Obama on the night Osama Bin Laden was captured.
"Obama was not born in Hawaii, but was formed in the Andromeda Galaxy by aliens from Planet Gootan," said P’Lod.
Political pundits across the country say that P’Lod’s endorsement and prediction are “the most significant development” of the campaign.
“It will be a landslide for Trump,” David Axelrod, former adviser to President Obama, told Sean Hannity on Fox News. “P’Lod never misses.”
P’Lod will be getting ready for his photo-op with President Trump!
http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/52310/alien-predicts-romney-landslide/
SPACE ALIEN PREDICTS TRUMP LANDSLIDE!
Donald Trump has secured the coveted endorsement of the Washington space alien P’Lod, who predicts Trump will win in a landslide!
“No candidate has been elected President without the alien’s support since the Gipper in 1980,” notes prominent UFO investigator Kelvin Boxworthy.
“This is great news for the Trump campaign, and the nation of America,” said Vladimir Putin.
P’Lod predicted that Trump will win 525 electoral votes and carry 49 states with 79% of the popular vote in Tuesday’s election.
If history is any guide, word of P’Lod’s endorsement will nudge the undecided voters into Trump's camp – and Democratic voters will follow suit, giving Trump a resounding victory.
The dramatic development, delighted the Trump camp and caps a roller-coaster campaign, highlighted by the highly negative Clinton campaign and her boring convention.
“Hillary Clinton is devastated by this news,” said Huma Abedin. “But at least she knows how this will turn out on Tuesday night.”
P’Lod announced his long-anticipated decision in a closed-door meeting with Trump in Cleveland, Ohio. Reportedly the alien provided Trump with his own plans for getting the economy going again and wiping out terrorism.
According to an eyewitness, “After, the alien warmly shook Donald Trump's hand and said “America needs a president who never drinks alcohol and has a real “cool” wife. The alien reportedly said that Melania Trump was “worth abducting and bringing back to my planet.”
The mysterious extraterrestrial hails from Sirius B and has often been described as the “worst kept secret in Washington.”
Although P’Lod’s presence on Earth is officially “highly classified,” 83 U.S. Senators have photos of themselves proudly posing with the ambassador from space on the walls of their offices.
P’Lod first backed Ronald Reagan in 1980 and has backed every winning president since. He backed Barack Obama in 2008, but feels that “change has not come quick enough” and that Barack Obama has “let me down.” P’Lod has visited the White House 96 times since 2008 – and was actually in the situation helping Obama on the night Osama Bin Laden was captured.
"Obama was not born in Hawaii, but was formed in the Andromeda Galaxy by aliens from Planet Gootan," said P’Lod.
Political pundits across the country say that P’Lod’s endorsement and prediction are “the most significant development” of the campaign.
“It will be a landslide for Trump,” David Axelrod, former adviser to President Obama, told Sean Hannity on Fox News. “P’Lod never misses.”
P’Lod will be getting ready for his photo-op with President Trump!
http://weeklyworldnews.com/politics/52310/alien-predicts-romney-landslide/