Libertine
October 25th, 2016, 11:11 PM
BREAKING NEWS: HILLARY CLINTON ADOPTS ALIEN BABY
Witnesses say what looked to be a UFO fell from the sky late Monday night.
The UFO crashed in a small rural farmers cornfield right outside of Chappaqua, New York and made a crater in the ground.
The United States FBI took all remains to FBI headquarters in an undisclosed location later that night.
Hillary Clinton held a press conference this morning in Roswell, New Mexico to tell the world how it was in fact a UFO that crashed in the field and inside the UFO was a baby alien.
Hillary said that the alien survived the crash and she in fact would be adopting the baby and naming it Donald.
The United States Secret Service has already started building Donald a nursery in the White House.
CNN Breaking News
10-25-16
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Witnesses say what looked to be a UFO fell from the sky late Monday night.
The UFO crashed in a small rural farmers cornfield right outside of Chappaqua, New York and made a crater in the ground.
The United States FBI took all remains to FBI headquarters in an undisclosed location later that night.
Hillary Clinton held a press conference this morning in Roswell, New Mexico to tell the world how it was in fact a UFO that crashed in the field and inside the UFO was a baby alien.
Hillary said that the alien survived the crash and she in fact would be adopting the baby and naming it Donald.
The United States Secret Service has already started building Donald a nursery in the White House.
CNN Breaking News
10-25-16
https://de.pinterest.com/pin/405675878907074897/