Mongers who do not know how to write a review

[1drmain]

This post is long overdue. I have commented on this in the past.

What is the most number one thought going on in a mongers head while reading a review? Did she give you a HJ or not? Are there extras? Am I right?

Then why oh why are mongers (some) so evasive. Why do we not disclose this information in a review? 99% of mongers do. Why? Because we share and well read above....because that is what we want to know.

I'm so sick of reading she teased me. She touched my balls and cock on accident. I felt her up outside her clothes. I sucked on a cotton bra, etc, etc, etc. Okay these comments are informative.....however, you never finish the story. you just leave it as is.

The mongers who do this are the same mongers who want want want want want.........and then they give nothing.

Going forward, can all of us say YES OR NO regarding whether or not you received a HJ. Or you can let mongers know via PM (as I do).

[LQQKOUT]

Welllllllll, maybe I can do that. Maybe not.. I don't know.. I think I can... I think she looked at my ball sack. Maybe not though.

[Bigsteve72]

I always give up the info. For the nicer girls I see, I will share with the good guys via PM. Why turn a sweet girl into a cold fish by being too public? Then all the assholes come out who don't know how to act and ruin it. Fun girl disappears and we don't see her for 6 months.

[OPRFIllini]

I always give the full story of what happened in my reviews. And if anyone ever wants to PM me they're more than welcome to do so. Still, the Good Doctor's right - I've seen reviews lately that accomplish nothing.

[diavolos]

And what...give away state secrets,no.. no.. no .. Doc,what your asking them is sacrilege,they rather pimp the wife,sell the kids,lie to their friends and family,do almost anything to protect their.....What?...new girlfriend, what a joke,give me a break,98% of guys that walk in a spa,when the girls look at them all smiles and what not....ALL THEY SEE IS $$$$ SIGNS ACROSS THEIR FACES,I said this before ...Before this girls come to the States,they weren't dreaming of one day coming here and doing HR,BJ, and FS, for a living,ITS A JOB FOR THEM, quit being delusional....this was for the Weasels....you know who you are....On the other hand ,some of this guys,maybe that's ALL they get and that's what they write ,and I agree with Big Steve,the juicy details via PM ONLY,for the people that share.There is no excuse though,when someone writes a review,not to state if its legit,he,or fs....without going into details.I have a suggestion to make....I think that Sua Gua and 1drMain should open a mongering school,that way we avoid the aggravation.....Maybe not ......this boards would be no fun then.

[1drmain]

I wasn't nor do I expect anyone to give the juicy details in public. I describe the juicy details in a pm to anyone. I'm just asking all mongers to let us know did she or didn't she? What purpose does leading us on serve? That's all just a YES or NO on a happy ending? peace out

[sua gua]

You mean you dont have a Mensa IQ to figure this out?
Yes or no?
Damn, I overrated you Bro!

[1drmain]

You mean you dont have a Mensa IQ to figure this out?
Yes or no?
Damn, I overrated you Bro!


I can only read your mind. On Monday May 19th you will monger twice....and leave your dna sample(s) at two locations.......am I right?

[beth1872]

Have you ever left a review for a provider somewhere? Did you ever wonder what it should entail? As a provider, I am used to a mixture of reviews because I see a mixture of clients. However, there are a few things I think you should and shouldn't leave in a review, so here is a little guideline for those of you who are telling others what to expect when they see someone...

1. DON'T leave personal opinions about her looks. Looks are subjective. What one man finds beautiful another might not. I don't know why you would see a provider unless you thought she was attractive to begin with, but to make comments about her looks that are rude and just mean is NOT what other men want to hear.
2. DO tell others about what you enjoyed while with her. Did she provide the service she said she would or did she rip you off? I personally consider myself a master when providing oral, so let others know if that's what I gave you.
3. DO mention her safety. If she rips you off or does something that makes you uncomfortable, let others know. Your safety as well as the other clients that may see her should know if her pimp is waiting in the room next door or shows up while you are there.
4. DON'T forget, if a provider has a website and YOU didn't bother to check it out BEFORE you came to see her, that's on you! Look over her site and see what she has to offer before you say she didn't provide what you wanted.
5. DO try to remember that we are human beings just like you are. We may have bad days. Before you tear someone down, try to remember that. If your safety was in question, then by all means, tell others about it in a review. But negative reviews should be limited to NEGATIVE or UNSAFE SERVICES, not about a providers looks!

This is obviously just one providers opinion. This is not in any way in response to any of the reviews I have here, but something I thought I'd share from my personal blog page.

[sua gua]

I can only read your mind. On Monday May 19th you will monger twice....and leave your dna sample(s) at two locations.......am I right?
AAAhhhhh, you old dog!
I went to 3 places today, but only one for DNA extraction.
The others were for hello's and how are youz.

I have a story about my visits that I will copy and paste from the other pay site about what 3 different girls told me today.
Pissed me off, and I know our "crew" we are all in, will also not like it.
Ill get to it later.

[progolfer]

Looking forward to reading it. thanks

[captain1954]

I try and give details in my reviews so that no one wastes their time and money on a lame or bad massage with no outcome ,although I do " keep secret" as some would say ,a couple of "friends" at what would be classified as "legit" places that not only give a great massage but make sure I leave really happy,happy !!

[Sore_Loin]

An account of what you did is fine but more important to a lot of us on this site (and required by MPR submission guidelines, but so rarely followed) is a detailed description of THE PROVIDER in the review. This is important in the review itself since 1) there are usually no reliable pictures available for many providers and 2), the very basic profile info we must fill out does NOT get included anywhere - it remains the initial reviewer's. Not merely saying "she was hot/ugly" "had nice tits" "banging ass", and similar subjective platitudes, but trying to give an actual somewhat objective physical description of THIS provider -including naughty bits/private parts. A lot of us are older, we do have physical preferences; we join a site like this for the very purpose of sharing inside info, and so we don't waste money taking shots in the dark. A description is more helpful to a lot of us in determining whether she is our type, rather than a mere blow by blow account of what YOU did, no matter how many positions you did or how hard you pounded her. Notes about her personality and attitude are also very important.

We should ask ourselves what is helpful to others, our fellow MPR brothers. Do we not care what she looks like, how she acts, her attitude, how she smells, what kind of nipples she has? Will any generic provider "get the job done" as long as Joe Johnson did A B and C with her? Unfortunately, most reviews seem to be of this type.