I'm 0 for 3 in the past week

[Bobbypp]

Are there any tricks involved to get them to at least give me a handy?


I was so depressed last night after another legit session, I went straight to KFC, ate 2 big buckets of fried chicken with all the fixins. I ruined my diet.

[willb]

you need to read the reviews on this site and go for a sure thing... touch the girl during the massage so they feel at ease with you. or change your appearance, maybe you look like LE to the massage girls.

[8934217892008]

Grab her behind so she knows you're not a cop. Cops can't do that...entrapment. And take the LAPD hat off. You also need to find a place that does happy endings, some just don't.

[MPkid]

Are you trying to go to legit places and convert the girl over to the dark side? That is my favorite thing to try... but you will go through dry spells with that approach. For the sure things just read the reviews here. That's what they are here for. Nobody wants to throw away their money and come up empty handed (pun intended). If you are trying to hunt down legit girls and get them to give a HJ you have to expect most won't go for it. Keep in mind these girls get several guys a day trying to get them to touch their junk so usually they either give in and become HJ providers or they just never will. Once they do it and see how much easier it is to double or triple their regular tip and not have to work as hard (massaging for an hour is hard work) they never look back and happily jack us all! Thrill of the hunt is more rewarding than a sure thing....but you will strike out more than score.

[Hugh G. Rexion]

I hear if you weigh over 400lbs you are more likely to get special treatment. Better start hittin up KFC more often

[Bobbypp]

Grab her behind so she knows you're not a cop. Cops can't do that...entrapment. And take the LAPD hat off. You also need to find a place that does happy endings, some just don't.

I've read people do that, but isnt it kind of awkward? Especially if she legit and just trying to make a living.

[Bobbypp]

you need to read the reviews on this site and go for a sure thing... touch the girl during the massage so they feel at ease with you. or change your appearance, maybe you look like LE to the massage girls.

The thing that creeps me out about he sure things is that they've had so many dicks inside them it grosses me out. I wouldn't mind finding a hot sure thing if she ONLY did HE.

[DD44DD]

don't feed the trolls,

[8934217892008]

I've read people do that, but isnt it kind of awkward? Especially if she legit and just trying to make a living.

1st find a location on this website that gives HE then you won't have that problem.

They'll typically just say no if they are legit. But remember you're not going to a doctor's office or giving them you SSN. you can walk out no harm/no foul. These are rub shops that are most likely breaking some sort of law so they won't call the cops on you. Sure they may just have the light too dim (some cities have laws on how bright the light in the room has to be!) or they're all illegals with priors and are laundering money for the Korean Mafia.

Just go for it. They want a tip, and the happier their customer is the better the tip. LOOK and FIND a rub and tug shop!

[asiansam]

Are there any tricks involved to get them to at least give me a handy?


I was so depressed last night after another legit session, I went straight to KFC, ate 2 big buckets of fried chicken with all the fixins. I ruined my diet.

Lol. Here we go again....

[Velovelo]

I never grab ass because most girls hate that, but I am not against an accidental hand through the crotch just to make sure I am not a wiener length away from a gay experience. If any angry facial expression comes of it, I say your face is so pretty, I just wanted to make sure you are not a ladyboy. Nothing wrong with that, but I think it is more natural for a woman to massage a man.

[willb]

MPkid we both have issues..lol I love the thrill of getting a legit girl to step into the dark side. but my last venture did't work out so well.. just when things were progressing I got tripped. was trying to explain to the girl how my google voice number and my cell phone number are 2 different numbers. the girl was 100% sure one of the numbers was my home number and I was trying to lie to cover it up.. it was all downhill from there. not ony did i get blue balls, but she left the amp and I am guessing moved on to another place. the funny part is she lived about 1/4 of a mile from me...

[Lmccj]

Is this D-Dog?

[parlorguy63]

get a porn dvd and jack off at home dont let mama catch you doing it

[Bobbypp]

I just want a handy. I don't know how you guys can fuck these girls that have like 10 dirty dicks inside them everyday. Nasty.

[needasianspinner]

"don't feed the trolls,"


I agree. What a stupid and insincere thread. who eats 2 big buckets of fried chicken. I smell drunken dog.

[Bobbypp]

"don't feed the trolls,"


I agree. What a stupid and insincere thread. who eats 2 big buckets of fried chicken. I smell drunken dog.

You're a goof. No offense. I have struggled with my weight my entire life. You have no idea. And depression too.

[Bobbypp]

"don't feed the trolls,"


I agree. What a stupid and insincere thread. who eats 2 big buckets of fried chicken. I smell drunken dog.

You know it's hurtful sometimes. I missed out on a lot of things. My prom, parties, friends, a social life. Ever been called fatboy 100 times a day. It takes it's toll. Sometimes it's nice to hear from a provider that you're handsome. Jerk.

[MPkid]

You know it's hurtful sometimes. I missed out on a lot of things. My prom, parties, friends, a social life. Ever been called fatboy 100 times a day. It takes it's toll. Sometimes it's nice to hear from a provider that you're handsome. Jerk.

Go to the Philippines...you'll find many hot girls in their 20's that will love you long time! Plus most of them will fuck you if you promise to take them to KFC. Asians (in Asia) LOVE KFC!!! If you gave them the choice of Morton's for a $50 steak or a bucket of chicken legs from KFC 9 out of 10 Filipinas would suck a mile of dick for a bucket of KFC!

Edit: Also I'll bet you can find a 18 year old that is still in high school and take HER to the prom!!! LOL 2 birds 1 stone!

[solomon]

True! I bought two filipinas a fried chicken dinner, under $10 bucks for both, and they stayed with me and got a three-some on. Aaaah the memories, need to go back. Beware, make sure you buy full-sized condoms. First condom I put on could hardly cover my thumb!! no joke

[solomon]

Last time I ate KFC, I shit my pants!! no joke. Must be getting old or something. haha.

[willb]

most girls hate if you grab there ass, but are ok if you run our hands up and down there crotch ? I think you got it backwards..

[Hugh G. Rexion]

so KFC is an asian aphrodisiac. Okay got it. Its finger lickin good.

[MPkid]

so KFC is an asian aphrodisiac. Okay got it. Its finger lickin good.

Yes be sure to specify ASIAN aphrodisiac otherwise you'll get a fat white girl! LOL

[Chogori]

If you grab their ass and you leave a grease stain from the chicken on their pants, don't expect extras. Well maybe a side of cole slaw.

[Caboman]

Hey Sam,

Could it be Bobbypp(aka D-Dog)has reared its ugly head again?