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You frequent the same girl or amp so many times that instead of a paper cup for your water, you've got your very own drinking mug at the amp that they keep for you.
You have a reserved parking spot at your ATF's MP
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.....you make your wife get a hot towel after sex?
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.....you make your wife get a hot towel after sex?
Dude, that's a given!
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Dude, that's a given!
Haha, I don't actually have a wife so I wasn't sure
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u know ur a monger, when ur provider says c'mon widdle lapdog, it's time to go outside and do ur business.
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.......You are ordering takeout and you accidently give your fake monger name and your wife looks at you like WTF?
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.......You are ordering takeout and you accidently give your fake monger name and your wife looks at you like WTF?
Lmao!! Yeah, I've almost done that myself when I'm with my gf. Too funny bro!
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Sorry to bump this but I just joined the site and wanted to share this one: You are late for dinner with your SO to celebrate your 25th anniversary because you got a text from a favorite and stopped off for a nice BBBJ along the way. True story.
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... when you are at an Asian wedding, and all you can think of while looking at the girls waiting for the dance music to start is "Wow, what a line-up, but where are the tag numbers?"
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When you get a hair cut and the girl cutting your hair is a HOT vet , then she gives you the old boob block.

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