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you know you are a monger when......
When Backpage.com is your computer homepage
When you see a photo of an AMP lobby and you know which AMP it is When you carry $40 house fee in one pocket and tip $ in the other When you have to clear out all the empty mini-water bottles from your car When your vacation planning puts going to Thailand and/or the Philippines at the top of the list When you can understand bad English and then talk to your massage girl in the same way When you can easily spot the “Grand Opening/Under New Management” banners while driving Last edited by bcarson1500; December 12th, 2013 at 01:55 PM. 
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December 12th, 2013
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When you click on this thread just to read it, cuz you know you are.
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#3
December 12th, 2013
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lets see some more:
1. hobby phone 2. you've planned your mp visits out for the next few weeks based on the rotation of girls you are seeing 3. for the married guys, you go to the gym every other time you say you are going to the gym 4. Familiarity with Asian Culture even though you've never been there. 5. Condom(s) in wallet, box of condoms hidden in your car 6. Like to cruise Beach blvd and Harbor blvd for no good reason. 7. You know all the hourly motels 8. You are certain of the previous identity of a new massage therapist based off the descriptions in the reviews by other mongers 9. For Backpage, you can guess the massage parlor based off the pictures in the ad
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December 15th, 2013
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love it bcarson. my friends always want to know how i know which places give happies... definitely a 6th sense. i ride around all parts of town and laugh at how many places i've gotten busy with the girls. must have been thousands, some are so dense in certain areas i could yell at one provider out the other providers window
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December 18th, 2013
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1) When you can't drive anywhere without driving past some establishment where you've either had FS or blown a load.
2) when you run into 2 different mamasans you know at Costco. 3). When you get a boner at the smell of kimchi.
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December 18th, 2013
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You have withdraw symptons from this website!
You are able to drive down a street like beach, bolsa, westminister or garden grove and not get in an accident whilst scanning all the shops You just had a great session and are Planning your next conquest You budget some of your lunch money to go monger. Friends wonder how you can tell the difference between asians You can tell how nice a girls body is when she is fully clothed Your friends wonder when you became an expert on Asian Food
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#8
December 18th, 2013
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#9
December 19th, 2013
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When you
1. Drive around the building first checking for LE cars. 2. You know not to discuss services with girls you don't know. You whisper in her ear for fear of a sting 3. Know when to bail even if it means you lose your house fee I walked twice. Boy was I glad I did!
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December 21st, 2013
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haha, i love all these, but especially house fee in one pocket, tip in the other.
how bout this one: when you struggle to read the phone number on the sign so you can pull over and do a quick search on MPR on your smartphone 
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