I quit
I'm too old, it's getting undignified. And with my youthful looks gone I know it is getting harder for the girls to work up an act for me. It's getting harder to come. The Viagra gives me headaches. Nothing seems new and exciting anymore at the AMPs, and the BP girls are all vipers. I come home and take a shower and peroxide my mouth and change clothes for fear of germs or fleas. I feel bad all the next day because I spent so much money on a cheap thrill that wasn't all that thrilling. It's a young man's game, but even so, I wish I could have lived my life without ever paying for sex. Well the reformation is at hand. I'm four days conscience-clean.
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