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Originally Posted by Richard Boinkwell
Beware vain habits. As a young man it's easy enough to pass off a bad trip to a "scarlet woman", but the older you get the more damage it does to your psyche. And you really do know that these younger girls are, beneath their act, grossed out by prune-faced prune-skinned old men. Take an honest look in the mirror--or if you cannot be objective, watch Midnight Cowboy. Do you want to become that old codger getting a bj on the bed?
As for the ED pills, they all have uncomfortable side effects, and they DO NOT help you to ejaculate. Soon your testosterone levels will be so low you will barely be able to come at all, in fact you will start to lose all interest in sex. Look at that as a great epoch passed--you will be free at last, free at last from that mind-altering slave-driving master that makes you do such stupid things and waste so much time and spirit.
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Free, if you have the right attitude. Some old guys who can't get it up with a crane still eat V like they were Skittles and desperately try to shove their limp dicks into some poor pussy, only to have to give up and settle for a long HJ that still won't get them off, but will give some girl carpal tunnel syndrome for her efforts. Some guys can't let go, still have something left to prove after all these years, and will have a miserable, self-esteem-bashing old age. I thought my world had ended when I got prostate cancer and then had surgery to remove it. It didn't change my sex drive, but it sure put a damper on my performance, and orgasms sure weren't what they used to be either. In retrospect, I'm almost glad I lost my prostate, as it did put some brakes on my out of control mongering, though not completely. Now, some years later, I rarely monger, and don't miss it all that much. But I do enjoy the extra money that I don't spend on store-bought sex. Eventually, hopefully, you will have enough memories to keep you going and self-esteem that won't require constant reinforcement. Good luck to everyone in their old age.