I don't go mongering with the primary intention of saving money. You know how to save money? Stay home and jerk off. A massage girl once told me that little gem of wisdom. To me haggling with the girl kills it. Any illusion that she likes me at all is blown to hell if I haggle down the price. I am now just a "cheap customer." I go with at least $200 in my pocket and I don't care if I spend it all. Just so long as I have a good time. That is just me. I guess I am just chivalrous.
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