Ben Franklin on Mongering
 

On advising a young friend about taking on a mistress, Ben made some interesting points concerning the benefits of the older woman.
“Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.”
In other words, keep ‘em clothed when bagging grannies. You’ll enjoy it!

A MUST for Jennifer in Stanton.
She always keeps her top on and that's a good thing.