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Libertine February 6th, 2016 06:22 PM

Harmony
 
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Originally Posted by MPkid (Post 83681)
Can they program her to NOT want sex and fight and scream so all the guys with creepy rape fantasies can get that urge taken care of???


Harmony's factory default settings have her programmed to say, "Sorry honey, no sex again tonight, I have a headache. Remember to take the garbage out before you go fuck your real life escort."

chanceforester February 7th, 2016 09:52 AM

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Originally Posted by MPkid (Post 83681)
Can they program her to NOT want sex and fight and scream so all the guys with creepy rape fantasies can get that urge taken care of???

Hey I resemble that remark!

marsean February 10th, 2016 05:23 PM

Lib...just wait until the Bern gets in and all sex therapists and workers can bill the gov to get paid for their services every time you swipe your new government health care card. Then you wont have to put your meat in a virtupussy. LEO will be pissed!!!! Bern on planet Mongo has a shot at Prez? Nobody pays for nothing, you go to the store with your government card and swipe it for food, cars and anything else you can buy. Sounds to good to be true, so you know it is...

marsean February 10th, 2016 05:31 PM

Under Bern all providers will be required to make you CIM or CIP or else they get a reduced fee deduction in their pay so you have to check off that box upon leaving on MMS's logsheet. LE will inspect to insure compliance with government regulations that require at least 90% of visits resulted in CIM or CIP and counseling and training will be mandated to providers who fall below 80% success ratio. All dudes walk around with smiles on their faces and keep their stress levels real low due to the new government health care, which also reduces other medical issues and saves the gov. tons of money!

marsean February 10th, 2016 05:32 PM

Did I forget Hahaha? Now if Bernie really wants to get elected.....

chanceforester February 10th, 2016 08:00 PM

oh hell....I am be feelin da bern....dat be trumpin everyting

asiansam February 11th, 2016 11:37 AM

Bernie Bro's ...

Libertine February 12th, 2016 08:39 PM

GOP Pricks
 
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Originally Posted by asiansam (Post 83735)
Bernie Bro's ...



Have Conservatives Lost Their Hard On For Sarah?

asiansam February 12th, 2016 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Libertine (Post 83748)
Have Conservatives Lost Their Hard On For Sarah?

Nailin' Palin? Yeah, I would. Probably gives good head (which also keeps her from talking!).

Libertine February 12th, 2016 11:40 PM

Who's Nailin' Palin' ?
 
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Originally Posted by asiansam (Post 83750)
Nailin' Palin? Yeah, I would. Probably gives good head (which also keeps her from talking!).


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