You know you're a monger when you enjoy the thrill of seeing how far you can push the sexual envelope with 40-year-old-plus Asian women in legit massage parlors instead getting a passionless FS session from a younger Asian girl.

You know you're a monger when you're reading the forums on MPR on Christmas.

OUCH!!!!!!!......good one!!!

I recently had a chance to workout at the L.A. Fitness in Monterey Park and the clientel is mostly asian, so I guess my point is ,you know you a monger if you wonder if every asian female between 20 & 50 works in an amp.

You know you're a monger when you start buying Viagra in bulk from Canada Drugs.

You know you're a monger when you slow down while driving past every strip mall to see if there's an AMP there.

You know you're a monger when you actually buy the small water bottles at Costco so your wife won't wonder why you have so many small bottles in your car.

Or the girl you are dating asks you to buy the small water bottles and put them in her trunk...hehe

You know you're a monger when you walk into an AMP and all the girls yell, "Norm!!" (insert your name here).

A Cheers reference for you younger guys.

You know you're a monger when the girls give you an Asian nick name and EVERYONE in the MP knows you by that name...even girls you have never met! Years ago my Korean nick name was San-gee which means "mouse" (maybe because I'm so cute? or more likely because I'm hung like a mouse) but all the K-girls at that place called me San-gee and even girls that worked at other places that were friends with the ones there knew me as San-gee. Now I have a Chinese nick name that I can't say here or all the China girls at several MP will know who MPKid is!