Damn glitter
 

I think I just saved myself from being busted by my girlfriend. This morning I went and tried out a new girl at a shop close to my work. I had a very nice time and it looks promising for increased mileage on future visits. But, the scary part is this... I was just about to leave my office to go meet up with my girl and luckily I made a quick pit stop in the bathroom. As I was washing my hands I looked at myself in the mirror and noticed I had glitter ALL OVER my face, neck and shirt! LMAO. Damn, this could have been bad! I scrubbed my face and rubbed all the glitter off of me and my shirt but every time I looked at myself in the mirror from a slightly different angle I would find a new piece of glitter either on my neck or my shirt! I'm about to leave now to go meet my girl, I hope I got it all! Lol... So guys make sure you check for glitter (in addition to the lipstick we all already know about) before you go meet up with your gf's, or wives!

And, I thought the biggest problem was coming home smelling like lavender or something.

Or smelling like something more incriminating..........

Glitter is good to know. I had an older AAMP provider that used to warn me about getting her lip gloss or make up on my dress shirt. I would tell her that I'm not married but she would still be concerned. She didn't want me going to work with a smudge on my shirt.

For the glitter: packing tape works wonders to remove it.

Gherk

Glitter at massage parlors! First we have to worry about strippers and glitter and now you tell me we have to worry about it at massage parlors too. I guess massage parlors now need to hire a bathroom attendant who's main job will be to make sure you are glitter free.

It's all Asian BLING!

Guess I will need to start keeping a lint uh, I mean..."glitter" roller in the car. I can see it now....someone looks over in the parking lot as some idiot (me) is rolling a lint roller all over his face and clothes like a retard! LOL

Worst is whatever some of them put in their hair, so that the goodbye hug gets the scent all over your shoulder.

For that, I've found rubbing alcohol to be effective, in the form of lens wipes kept in the car.

Gherk

I think some of this stuff they do intentionally. I had one of my ATFs over to my house when my wife was out of town and she left a hair clip in the bedroom. Caught it a day later just i time