Massage Parlor Reviews Blog

• A – A – A

• AC/DC - Bisexual

• AGATE - A small penis

• AKA -Also Known As

• AMP – Asian Massage Parlor

• ANALINGUS – Kissing,

licking and penetration of the anus by the tongue (aka Asian, Rimming)

• ANUS - The opening of the rectum

• AROUND THE WORLD – The act of kissing the entire body as a prelude to sex

• ASS - The buttocks

• ASSHOLE – The anus

• ATF – All Time Favorite

• AUTO-SADISM - An act whereby one inflicts pain on oneself

• AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor.

Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.

• ABC = american born chinese

• ABJ = american born japanese

• Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.

• AMP = Asian Massage Parlor

• Analingus = licking anus

• AO = Asian Only. AO AMP = AMP servicing Asian clients only

• Asian = analingus

• Asian Cowgirl = girl on top, squatting

• ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup

• ATF = all time favorite

• ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.

• Attempts = trying to orgasm

• Aunt Flo = menstruation, period

• AUXILIARY INTERCOURSE - Sexual climax achieved by moving the erect penis back and forth in the armpit

• B – B – B

• BACK SCUTTLE- Perform anal intercourse (aka Backdoor or Greek)

• BAG- The scrotum

• BACK YARD - The buttocks

• BALLS - The testicles

• BARE BACK BLOW JOB (BBBJ) - oral sex with out a condom (aka French without)

• BOY FRIEND EXPERIENCE (BFE) - client who treats the provider more like a date.

This is a more intimate session with talking, kissing, lots of touching, fondling, mutual

pleasure and this is best achieved during a two or more hour session.

• BI-SEXUAL- One who enjoys both sexes

• BLIND - An uncircumcised penis

• BLOW - To perform oral intercourse

• BLOW JOB (BJ) - The act of oral intercourse

• BLUE BALLS - Severe need to experience sexual orgasm

• BLUE MOVIES - Porno movies

• BOOBS - Female breast

• BONKERS -Female breast

• BRONCO - Young male who is difficult to restrain during intercourse

• BUNS- The buttocks

• B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised

• Babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian

• Balloons = breast implants

• BB = bareback = without condom

• BTW = by the way

• BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom, beebeebeejay

• BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)

• BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth

• BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit

• BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow

• BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial

• BBFS = bare back sex

• BBK = big beautiful knockers

• BBW = big beautiful woman

• BCD = behind closed doors

• BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.

• BF = boy friend

• BFE = boy friend experience

• Birdwatching = BBBJTCWS

• BLS = ball licking and sucking

• Blue Jay = blow job

• Blue Pill = Viagra

• BSB = bus stop babe

• Butter Face = everything looks good, but her face

• C – C – C

• CANDY MAKER -A woman who masturbates a male and swallows the ejaculated semen

• CIRCUMCISION-When foreskin of the penis is surgically removed

• CLAP-Gonorrhea or other venereal disease

• CLIMAX - To reach the high point of sexual activity. Usually refers to male ejaculation

• CLIT-The clitoris

• CLITORIS – -Female genitalia

• COCK -The penis

• COCKTEASER-One who sexually stimulates a male but does not carry on to actual sexual relations

• COLD - Does not respond to sexual stimulation

• COME –To achieve sexual orgasm

• CONDOM -Rubber sheath worn on the penis

• CORONA- -Rim of flesh which forms the base of the head of penis

• COWGIRL -Girl On Top

• CRABS -Lice which infect the pubic area of the body

• CRUISE-The hunt for a sex partner

• CUNNILINGUS-Stimulating a woman’s genitals with your mouth (aka muff diving, oral sex, licking or munching)

• CUM -Semen

• CUNT -The vagina

• Cash and Dash = ROB who takes your money and runs

• CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom

• CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less

• CD = cross dresser

• CDS = covered doggy style

• CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom

• CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you

• CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club

• CIM = cum in mouth

• CL = craigslist.org

• CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde

• CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.

• Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you

• Cover = condom

• Cups of Coffee = releases = orgasms

• Cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers

• DAISY CHAIN - A group sex activity in which there is a linking of several people by oral connections

• DATY - Dining At The Y (Stimulating a woman’s genitals with your mouth (aka muff diving, oral sex, licking or munching)

• DFK - Deep French Kissing

• DERRIERE- The buttocks

• DICK- The penis

• DIDDLE- To perform masturbation

• DOG - An unattractive person

• Doggie Style -Sexual position used by canines – male is behind female and pushes penis into vigina

• DONG - The penis

• DOSE- Gonorrhea or other venereal disease

• DRY FUCK- Moving against on another, clothed. To simulate intercourse

• DAP = digital anal probe = finger in anus

• DATO = dining at the o = analingus

• DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus

• DS = doggy style

• DSL = dick sucking lips

• Doubles = A threesome with two girls and you

• DDE = doesn’t do extras (PS only)

• DDG = drop dead gorgeous

• DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)

• DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl

• DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth

• EAT- To perform oral intercourse

• EJACULATION- Discharge of cum from the penis during sexual climax

• ERECTION - The sexual aroused state caused by a rush of blood into the veins and capillaries of the penis

• Escort = a temporary companion for hire

• EXHIBITIONIST- person who derives sexual gratification by displaying his body to others

• FAMILY JEWELS-The testicles

• FELLATIO- To kiss, nibble, lick or suck the penis (aka blow Job, oral sex)

• FETISH - An object or part of the body which is normally considered non-sexual but which arouses erotic feelings such as leather, rubber, fair, feet, panties, etc.

• FISTING-Inserting your entire hand into your partner’s vagina or anus

• FLAGELLATION - Beating or whipping to sexual orgasm

• FRENCH-To perform oral intercourse

• FRENCH KISSING- deep kissing on the mouth and with the tongue

• FULL BODY SENSUAL MASSAGE (FBSM) - Massage and hand job

• FULL HOUSE - Having more than one venereal disease at the same time

• FULL SERVICE (F/S) - Sexual Intercourse

• FBSM = full body sensual massage

• FIA = finger in ass

• Fire and Ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice

• FIR = finger in rear

• FIV = finger in vagina

• FKK = Frei Körper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.

• FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.

• FOV = finger outside vagina

• FS = full service = BJ + Sex

• FUAD = face up ass down

• GANG BANG - Group sex where one is fucked consecutively by many

• GENITALS- The human reproductive organs

• GET IT UP-To achieve an erect penis

• GET SOME - To attain sexual intercourse with someone

• GET YOUR ROCKS OFF- To ejaculate

• GIVE HEAD- To perform oral intercourse

• GO DOWN ON- To perform oral intercourse

• GIRL FRIEND EXPERIENCE (GFE)- veryone has a different interpretation of this term but in general,
• a GFE is a more intimate session provided by an escort. She usually allows french kissing, touching, looks deeply in your eyes.
• The blow job is usually without a condom, she does not rush or watch the clock. She is friendly, sweet,
• accommodating and a good conversationalist. This escort is more like a date/girl friend.

• GOLDEN SHOWER-One person urinates on another for sexual pleasure

• GOOSE - Press a finger into the cleavage of the buttocks

• GREEK -To perform anal intercourse

• GROPE- To handle another’s genitals

• G-STRING- A small brief worn over the genitals

• GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG

• GFE lite = light GFE, girlfriend experience with CBJ

• GFE++ = RBGFE with extras (like CIM,swallow,greek)

• GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor

• GND = girl next door

• Greek = anal sex, back door

• GS = golden shower = urination play

• GSM = g-spot massage

• Half & Half -This is both oral sex and intercourse

• HAND JOB (HJ)- hen one partner uses their hands to masturbate another person

• HARD ON - An erect penis

• HARD UP-Lack of sexual activity and need for a sex partner

• HETROSEXUAL - One who desires sex only with the opposite sex

• HORNY- Desire and need to have sex

• HORSE AROUND- To explore sexually without engaging in intercourse

• HOT PANTS- Sexually aroused

• HUNG-To describe the size of a large penis

• happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage

• hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty

• Hat = condom

• HDH = high dollar hottie

• HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release

• HH = half hour

• HM = high mileage

• HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven

• HWP = height and weight proportionate

• hooker = prostitute

• Incall - You the client go to the provider’s location

• ISO = in search of

• IMPOTENT - Unable to engage in sexual intercourse

• JACK OFF-To masturbat

• JERK OFF-To masturbat

• JOHN - One who financially supports another for sex favors

• KICKS -Sexual thrills

• KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE except with CBJ

• kitty = vagina

• LACE CURTAINS -The foreskin of the penis

• LAY -To perform sexual intercourse

• LE-Law Enforcement

• LIBIDO -Sexual appetite

• LOAD -The fluid from an ejaculation

• Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.

• LD = lap dance

• LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)

• LE = ellie = law enforcement

• LK = light kissing, closed mouth

• LOS = land of smiles = Thailand

• MAKE OUT-To succeed sexually

• MASOCHISM -here sexual gratification is achieved by pain

• MASTURBATION-Manual manipulation of genitals

• MISSIONARY-he male is on top during intercourse

• MATINEE-A sex session in the afternoon

• MUTUAL MASTURBATION -Where partners manipulate each other’s genitals

• Mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor

• MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O’Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club

• MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG

• MILF = mom I’d like to f-ck

• Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District

• Missionary = man on top, girl on back

• Mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair

• MP = massage parlor, MP = multiple pops = multiple releases

• MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club

• MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases

• NARCISSISM -One who is stimulated by one’s own body

• NECK-To embrace, kiss and fondle

• NUTS -The testicles

• NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club

• non-pro = civilian, not a professional provider

• NP = no problem

• NSA = no strings attached

• OLD DIRT ROAD -Using the anus for intercourse

• ONE WAY-ill perform only one type of sexual activity

• ORGASM -The peak of sensation during sexual activity

• Outcal -he provider comes to your location

• OWO = oral without condom

• OWOTC = oral without condom to completion

• OP = original poster, original post

• PEARL DIVER -One who performs oral sex on the penis

• PEARL NECKLACE-Ejaculate on breasts

• PECKER -The penis

• PEDERASTY-Insertion of the penis into the anus

• PEEPING TOM-A voyeur

• PENIS -The male sex organ

• PERVERT -One who receives sexual gratification from kinky sex acts

• PETER-The penis

• PHALLUS-The penis

• PISS HARD ON -An erect penis caused by the need to urinate

• POKE-To engage in sexual intercourse

• PRE-CUM JUICE -Natural lubrication which is released from the penis

• PROSTATE-Glands located at the base of urethra which eject semen

• PT -A prick teaser

• PUSSY-Vagina

• P2P = private to private, typically uncovered, rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration

• papasan = male manager of a massage parlor

• party hat = condom

• PIV = penis in vagina

• PL = Pathetic Loser

• PM = prostate massage or private message (inbox)

• PO = phone operator (for making appointments)

• PS = private show (Dance)

• PSE = Porn Star Experience

• PV = private viewing (Dance)

• PYT = pretty young thing

• QUICKIE -A very brief sex act

• RECTUM -The tube between the colon and the anus

• RIM-o use the tongue on the anus

• ROD-The penis

• RUBBER -A condom

• RUSSIAN -penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck

• RB = myredbook.com

• RBGFE = myRedBook’s definintion of GFE (BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG)

• Reverse cowgirl = RCG = girl on top facing away

• Reverse massage = you massage her

• Rimming = analingus

• RMP = Russian Massage Parlor

• ROB = Rip Off Bitch

• Roman shower = vomit play

• RPG = role playing games

• SADISM-Sexual stimulation associated with the desire to inflict pain, physical or mental on another

• SADOMASOCHISM -Both sadism and masochism existing in the same person

• SCORE-To achieve sexual intercourse

• SEMEN -The fluid produced during ejaculation of the male

• SHOOT -To achieve orgasm

• SIXTY-NINE-Genital oral intercourse performed by both partners simultaneously

• SODOMY-The insertion of the penis into the anus

• SPERM-The fluid that erupts from the penis during ejaculation

• STALLION-A male who possesses a very large penis

• STRAIGHT-A heterosexual

• SUCK OFF -To perform oral intercourse on the penis

• SWITCH HITTER-A bi-sexual

• SC = Strip Club

• Self-Service = you masturbate

• SF = San Francisco

• Shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer

• SO = significant other

• SOG = shot on goal = one release

• SOMF = sat on my face

• South of the Border = gential region

• Southern France = BBBJ

• SP = Service Provider

• SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA

• Spanish = ATM = ass to mouth

• Spinner = very petite, thin girl

• Starfish = anus, or girl that is unresponsive in bed

• STD = sexually transmitted disease

• Stroll = path frequented by street walkers

• SW = street walker

• TESTICLES -The male reproductive glands

• TRICK -A sex partner

• TG = transgender

• TGTBT = too good to be true

• TIA = thanks in advance

• Tina = crystal meth

• TJ = Tijuana

• TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave

• TLC = tender loving care

• TLD = topless lap dance

• Tossing Salad = analingus

• Trip to islands = greek = anal sex

• Troll = rude and hideous PL

• Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum

• TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.

• TS = transexual

• TUMA = tongue up my ass

• TV = transvestite

• VACUUM CLEANER -ne who applies great suction during oral sex

• VAGINA -Orifice of female sex organs

• VERSATILE -Bi-sexual

• VOYEUR-One who gains sexual satisfaction from watching others undressing or engaged in sexual acts

• WATER SPORTS -Sex play involving urine. (aka piss play or Golden Shower)

• WHAM BAM ->Rapid and hurried sexual activity

• WIENER – -The penis

• WORK OFF-To masturbate

• Your Mileage May Vary (YMMV) -Providers may do certain things with one client but not with another.
• Also, what you expect from a provider may be different to that of another client.